The hilarity that is the Crypto.com payout

Kids these days are too caught up in their shitty outlook on life and realizing that their future was stolen from them, yet don't see how Bitcoin leads to freedom....fucking bizarre.
Especially in this day and age when research can’t get any easier than any other time in history… we literally walk around with a computer in our hand that has access to unending information. No need to walk to a library and try to figure out the dewey decimal system, no need to scour books at Crown books or read the encyclopedia Britannica… what’s the excuse not to have information to make sound financial decisions?
 
That is quite a dumb thing to say. Let me guess, a boomer?
Nope, millennial.

Let me guess, broke, spotty resume, doordash delivery driver poised to become a millionaire any day now?
 
I thought it was an investment that has peaks and valleys like all the rest, but what do I know?
 
The utility of immutable ledgers via blockchain technologies becomes a lot more understandable when you point out the obvious: the presently incumbent washington ran SWIFT financial system is ran by people who hate you, hate your neighbors, hate your business, hate economic activity, hate civilization, and the only thing in their miserable existence that gets them up in the morning is the dream of making you - yes you specifically - suffer and die.

In such an environment, any body that wishes to have value, any bodies that wish to cooperate together in order to create value, must by necessity figure out means of activity that go around that system, and any such means that do so allow avoidance of attempting to work through the swamp providing huge value thereby. When people try to work through the system they find their moneys evaporating like mist, and any steps to get things done strangled by obstructionism at every turn.

The confusion non-player characters have about 'crypto' all stem from the core misapprehension of 'the thing' as some sort of static resource or speculative asset or standing reserve like any other, just another ticker in the portfolio. Whereas, above all, the maximal end of cypherpunking is about the creation of parallel social networks, parallel institutions, parallel societies, lifeboats breaking away from the declining empire, and make advanced civilization possible again.
 
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The utility of immutable ledgers via blockchain technologies becomes a lot more understandable when you point out the obvious: the presently incumbent washington ran SWIFT financial system is ran by people who hate you, hate your neighbors, hate your business, hate economic activity, hate civilization, and the only thing in their miserable existence that gets them up in the morning is the dream of making you - yes you specifically - suffer and die.

In such an environment, any body that wishes to have value, any bodies that wish to cooperate together in order to create value, must by necessity figure out means of activity that go around that system, and any such means that do so allow avoidance of attempting to work through the swamp providing huge value thereby.

The confusion non-player characters have about 'crypto' all stem from the core misapprehension of 'the thing' as some sort of static resource or speculative asset or standing reserve like any other, just another ticker in the portfolio. Whereas, above all, the maximal end of cypherpunking is about the creation of parallel social networks, parallel institutions, parallel societies, lifeboats breaking away from the declining empire, and make advanced civilization possible again.
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I'm not saying it's not a cool casino. I like gambling as much as the next guy. But it's really just another stock market without the regulation. What % of coins do you think are blatant scams? Do you think it's high enough to just issue the blanket statement 'crypto is a scam'? I do.
That’s like saying the internet is a scam
 
those people who sell because it crashed are idiots. they deserve it because they are trying to get rich quick. im still up over 250% average over my entire portfolio (been 4.5 years since I started), and it will go back up.
So you posture about crusading for the little guy then turn around and insult them and say they deserve to suffer losses cus they don’t know what they’re doing, while you’re doing great. Apparently you like saying fuck you to the elite and the common person alike
 
That is quite a dumb thing to say. Let me guess, a boomer?
Funny that young people fall for more scams than Boomers. Little shits think they got it all figured out, then they believe targeted ads as 'research".
 
Is ufc still paying in Crypto?

Anyways if those guys kept it from back then now they made bank
 
That’s like saying the internet is a scam
No, no it's not. It's precisely saying that the vast majority of coins, and blockchain implementations in general, are scams...which makes me feel pretty comfortable about issuing such a blanket statement as 'Crypto is a scam', because most of it is.

You're like a member of a particular religious community, arguing with someone that says 'religion is made up' because 'yours' isn't in your opinion, even though generally speaking you'd agree because you just think all the other thousands of religions are in fact made up.
 
No, no it's not. It's precisely saying that the vast majority of coins, and blockchain implementations in general, are scams...which makes me feel pretty comfortable about issuing such a blanket statement as 'Crypto is a scam', because most of it is.

You're like a member of a particular religious community, arguing with someone that says 'religion is made up' because 'yours' isn't in your opinion, even though generally speaking you'd agree because you just think all the other thousands of religions are in fact made up.
no im not there are more websites that do not offer legitimate services and can lead to scams then there are legitimate websites to surf. Enough to say as a whole "the internet is a scam" using your logic

It's a legitimate statement.
 
No, no it's not. It's precisely saying that the vast majority of coins, and blockchain implementations in general, are scams...which makes me feel pretty comfortable about issuing such a blanket statement as 'Crypto is a scam', because most of it is.

You're like a member of a particular religious community, arguing with someone that says 'religion is made up' because 'yours' isn't in your opinion, even though generally speaking you'd agree because you just think all the other thousands of religions are in fact made up.
It seems to be a coincidence that no matter who you talk to always has the correct view figured out.
 
I had some pocket money sitting in magic Internet cash. My 1000$ turned into 1,000,000$ in an instant because someone accidentally made a large buy order. Hilarious. This happened this week boys.
 
I only have a small amount of BTC and Ethereum but the record surge in price has added about $3000 to my Coinbase account in 3 months.

Imagine those with over $50k invested in crypto you'd be laughing all the way to bank.
 
I only have a small amount of BTC and Ethereum but the record surge in price has added about $3000 to my Coinbase account in 3 months.

Imagine those with over $50k invested in crypto you'd be laughing all the way to bank.

There was a big downturn and coinbase froze people's accounts, meanwhile the whales could still withdraw theirs.
 

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