The day i meet the greatest fighter in the world

[Towelie by TKO]

This is going to become a new copypasta isn't it?

 

[SMEGMA]

It's funny you should say that TS because just the other day I was at ontario mills doing some shopping around 1 oclock walking by gamestop when i very talll man walking in my direction i just saw anderson silva kick vitor belfort in the mouth with one of the best knockouts ever recorded and as i looked we made contact and no doubt it was silva how would u act if basketball is your sport and mj walks right by you by himself no bodyguards anderson notice cause i froze i stood there at just stared he was turning the corner which is a hall so u can cut the mall if u dont wanna walk around in a circle i yell silva but he doesnt look back again i start walking his way and yell silva no ones paying attention to me and i yell Anderson! he turns his head and waves then goes into the bathroom i never meet a celebrity before but to meet someone you actually love what they do i go into the bathroom but i dont see him i when down on a knee to see if he was in a stall and he was sitting on the toilet from the way his feet were pointing i wait outside i had to get a pic it had to be 1 min after i left the bathroom he leaves the restroom and past right by me i say silva im a huge fan how did you do that to belfort and i quote he said "practice" i say can i get a pic he said yah lets do it on the side we go he smiles has his thumb up im making a fist nice pic i say thank you and he walks away i follow him made sure he didnt know he walked into the nike store one of his kids were in there with another older guy then i left he is still the best his knockout of newton belfort griffith his knee to the champ bisping no i dont have the pic but true story

 

[thefaintjoy]

What the fuck is an Ontario mills?

 

[The Best JG]

why don't you have the pic???

 

[I am Everywhere]

Its just 1 sentence guys, cmon. Its not long

 

[Italian Brock]

Silva would not shop in the ghetto ..

 

[Italian Brock]

What the fuck is an Ontario mills?

A ghetto mall

 

[Ol'Ironhead]

nobody gives a fuck unless you have pictures. I could make a thread stating I met BJ Penn at the space station before I blasted off into space and went to mars and that coincidentally he was an astronaut too secretly, but without pictures nobody gives a flying fuck.

 

[HI SCOTT NEWMAN]

Ermmm I tried but gave up after 4 lines. Paragraphs and sentence structure please!!!! this is a highly educated forum

 

[justgivemeareason909]

sry mike perry is the best and mcgregor the greatest is that better

 

[justgivemeareason909]

????

Ermmm I tried but gave up after 4 lines. Paragraphs and sentence structure please!!!! this is a highly educated forum

 

[pinger]

how weak but its sherdog wanna talk about mcgregor more about height of fighter 10% know whats real oh sorry in at 90% they think perry is the goat

You're an intellectual, aren't you?

 

[John Wick]

TLDR

So fucking corny

 

[Yashabo]

I halved my IQ by reading that post, my god.