The day i meet the greatest fighter in the world

[loisestrad]

Sweet quotation marks, bro! Made the text so much easier to read.

 

[britelights1124]

I was at ontario mills doing some shopping around 1 oclock walking by gamestop when i very talll man walking in my direction i just saw anderson silva kick vitor belfort in the mouth with one of the best knockouts ever recorded and as i looked we made contact and no doubt it was silva how would u act if basketball is your sport and mj walks right by you by himself no bodyguards anderson notice cause i froze i stood there at just stared he was turning the corner which is a hall so u can cut the mall if u dont wanna walk around in a circle i yell silva but he doesnt look back again i start walking his way and yell silva no ones paying attention to me and i yell Anderson! he turns his head and waves then goes into the bathroom i never meet a celebrity before but to meet someone you actually love what they do i go into the bathroom but i dont see him i when down on a knee to see if he was in a stall and he was sitting on the toilet from the way his feet were pointing i wait outside i had to get a pic it had to be 1 min after i left the bathroom he leaves the restroom and past right by me i say silva im a huge fan how did you do that to belfort and i quote he said "practice" i say can i get a pic he said yah lets do it on the side we go he smiles has his thumb up im making a fist nice pic i say thank you and he walks away i follow him made sure he didnt know he walked into the nike store one of his kids were in there with another older guy then i left he is still the best his knockout of newton belfort griffith his knee to the champ bisping no i dont have the pic but true story

I teach Writing and English to middle schoolers. I can help. This all looks very familiar.

 

[yougetKTFO]

It's met...

 

[justgivemeareason909]

im not tryna treat someone how u expect wriring should be

 

[Reign Supreme]

Future Pulitzer Prize winner no doubt.

 

[Relentless chase]

TS must be a kid. it sounded like an overtly excited 12yr old wrote that.

 

[cade187]

 

[accolyte1022]

It's confirmed.

TS is a mod.

 

[accolyte1022]

im not tryna treat someone how u expect wriring should be

What a mess.

 

[Huligani]

TLDR

The best part about that gif is when the camera focuses on Jake's corpse. That was 100% intentional comedy, that cameraman deserves a raise.

 

[elreece]

 

[elreece]

im not tryna treat someone how u expect wriring should be

 

[rj144]

its a good story anyone could read that in a min or less

Try using grammar... especially punctuation and paragraphs. That's why they exist.

 

[WhosJoeMama]

Didn't read this, but I assume by the title you met Todd Duffee?

 

[TheBrownGosling]

 

[rockylion]

I lost consciousness half way through reading that

 

[justgivemeareason909]

how weak but its sherdog wanna talk about mcgregor more about height of fighter 10% know whats real oh sorry in at 90% they think perry is the goat

 

[Tony_Clifton]

I've been gone for awhile. The first page of responses made me realize why I love this place

 

[gotBooched]

TLDR

That's a really well done GIF

 

[Drake]

Longest sentence i've ever seen.