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u need to fuck one of her friends, or one of his friends. that is the obvious answer.
I can see how it could have hurt your feelings a little bit, but you were only with her for a couple of weeks. Dude code for that situation is that your friend is should ask permission and even if you don't necessarily care for the idea as a friend you are required to give him the green light.
Maybe it's because I'm old, but I just don't understand going all fucking menstrual about friends fucking ex's. That just makes no sense. I don't care if I was going out with a girl for 5 years, if we break up, one of by buds could have fucked her the next day and it would not have ruffled a single feather.
Fuck- when I was in college, and for the first few years after I was out, we would actually give our fraternity brothers and friends a proactive heads up that we just dumped (or were dumped by) the girl we were dating, so they could strike while the iron was hot. For the first 7-10 days after a break-up, a chick will fuck more dudes, more often, and do dirtier shit with them than she will at any other time. And she will do shit with your friends that would make Caligula blush just to spite you. Why would you deprive them of that?
Givers Gain my man. Hook a bro up like that, he will return the favor. You young fuckers need to understand that, show some male solidarity, and help each other out.
If you were a true friend, your very first calls after the 'break-up' should have been to your buds letting them know there was a bitch in heat.
^^^ThisYou guys should have a threesome you can smell each others fingers after
plot twist.Screw getting even. Fuck his mom.
Maybe it's because I'm old, but I just don't understand going all fucking menstrual about friends fucking ex's. That just makes no sense. I don't care if I was going out with a girl for 5 years, if we break up, one of by buds could have fucked her the next day and it would not have ruffled a single feather.
Fuck- when I was in college, and for the first few years after I was out, we would actually give our fraternity brothers and friends a proactive heads up that we just dumped (or were dumped by) the girl we were dating, so they could strike while the iron was hot. For the first 7-10 days after a break-up, a chick will fuck more dudes, more often, and do dirtier shit with them than she will at any other time. And she will do shit with your friends that would make Caligula blush just to spite you. Why would you deprive them of that?
Givers Gain my man. Hook a bro up like that, he will return the favor. You young fuckers need to understand that, show some male solidarity, and help each other out.
If you were a true friend, your very first calls after the 'break-up' should have been to your buds letting them know there was a bitch in heat.
This girl I know that I want to fuck really bad, won't talk to me because I already fucked her twin sister & her cousin. It sucks for me because she's by far the hottest one. She wanted my nuts until I did all that.Screw getting even. Fuck his mom.
plot twist.
the girl is his friend's mom.