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I wanted to share some secret techniques and hope you lot will add some aswell...
First off, i noticed that if you eat a shitload of coconut oil every day, your entire skin will get more slippery than it would if you applied vaseline.
And secondly, ever since the Reebok deal came into effect, i started getting into collecting triangles. Pretty much anything that has a triangular shape.
I feel that this has really helped me with setting up and securing triangles in a fight.
And lastly, and perhaps most importantly, when you rock an opponent, they reside in a extremely suggestive state. Just authoritatively shouting “Go to sleep!” and simultaniously somewhat connecting a punch, will knock them the fuck out.
I feel the MMA community has been too secretive for far too long. Let us shed some Iight on the dark world known as MMA.
UPDATE:
Slowly unraveling the veil of darkness...
- Physically remove the '12' and the '6' from your clocks and watches.
- Wear your opponent's girlfriend's perfume (or wear her out, if you prefer).
- Have your cornermen complete Buffer's 'It's time.. to be heard!' course with included batch of honey for body and throat.
- Shhhh (look into it).
- Use Dana's red head as a point of reference.
"If you want to keep a secret, you must also hide it from yourself" - George Orwell
First off, i noticed that if you eat a shitload of coconut oil every day, your entire skin will get more slippery than it would if you applied vaseline.
And secondly, ever since the Reebok deal came into effect, i started getting into collecting triangles. Pretty much anything that has a triangular shape.
I feel that this has really helped me with setting up and securing triangles in a fight.
And lastly, and perhaps most importantly, when you rock an opponent, they reside in a extremely suggestive state. Just authoritatively shouting “Go to sleep!” and simultaniously somewhat connecting a punch, will knock them the fuck out.
I feel the MMA community has been too secretive for far too long. Let us shed some Iight on the dark world known as MMA.
UPDATE:
Slowly unraveling the veil of darkness...
- Physically remove the '12' and the '6' from your clocks and watches.
- Wear your opponent's girlfriend's perfume (or wear her out, if you prefer).
- Have your cornermen complete Buffer's 'It's time.. to be heard!' course with included batch of honey for body and throat.
- Shhhh (look into it).
- Use Dana's red head as a point of reference.
"If you want to keep a secret, you must also hide it from yourself" - George Orwell
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