I wanted to share some secret techniques and hope you lot will add some aswell... First off, i noticed that if you eat a shitload of coconut oil every day, your entire skin will get more slippery than it would if you applied vaseline. And secondly, ever since the Reebok deal came into effect, i started getting into collecting triangles. Pretty much everything that has a triangular shape. I feel that this has really helped me with setting up and securing triangles in a match. And lastly, and perhaps most importantly, when you rock an opponent, they reside in a extremely suggestive state. Just authoritatively shouting “Go to sleep!” and simultaniously somewhat connecting a punch, will knock them the fuck out. I feel the MMA community has been too secretive for far too long. Let us shed some Iight on the dark world known as MMA.