SBBC: Your Perfect Snow Day [or Weather Related Absence From Responsibility]

[Dirt Road Soldier]

I think I have some hot pockets at home that aren't freezer burned to hell. It's either that, or pray my sammich meat hasn't gone bad yet.

 

[therealdope]

I think I have some hot pockets at home that aren't freezer burned to hell. It's either that, or pray my sammich meat hasn't gone bad yet.

<insert Jim Gaffigan bit about hot pockets>

Spoiler

My 12 yr old daughter thinks the hot pockets bit is the funniest thing ever in stand up

 

[PolishHeadlock]

<insert Jim Gaffigan bit about hot pockets>

Spoiler

My 12 yr old daughter thinks the hot pockets bit is the funniest thing ever in stand up

I love Gaffigan but always thought that bit was a bit overrated. But that's what he's known for

 

[therealdope]

I love Gaffigan but always thought that bit was a bit overrated. But that's what he's known for

Bare in mind she is 12.

 

[senri]

I think I have some hot pockets at home that aren't freezer burned to hell. It's either that, or pray my sammich meat hasn't gone bad yet.

Consume better. I need your body to be at it's pinnacle Mr Soldier.

 

[Sauce Castillo]

Man Houston has snow all over. I want to bring my son outside but my wife is freaking out that he'll get sick. When she goes to make dinner we're out the door lmao

lmao. Hope you and your son had fun. Lots of awesome memories growing up playing in the white powder.

 

[PolishHeadlock]

Bare in mind she is 12.

I was just more making a general statement. I've been to his shows and people will cheer for him to do the bit.

 

[therealdope]

Remember the place I mentioned in Siberia? This dude went swimming in -58F weather.

<insert your own crazy russian comments>

 

[Graves The Elder]

could swear I've seen a convo about hot pockets, gaffigan et al here before.

 

[senri]

could swear I've seen a convo about hot pockets, gaffigan et al here before.

Your cortex is having some uninhibited pulses.... Hmmmmm...... Intake proper electrolytes and Vitamin D3.

I haven't seen you sleep in some time, i should check up on you when i have some time next week.

 

[DangDaGawd]

Bare in mind she is 12.

Should be listening to Pyror and Carlin at that age imo

 

[Poon Goon]

Your cortex is having some uninhibited pulses.... Hmmmmm...... Intake proper electrolytes and Vitamin D3.

I haven't seen you sleep in some time, i should check up on you when i have some time next week.

Sounds like lemonparty version 2 is in the works.

 

[Dirt Road Soldier]

I found an unopened bag of Doritos. And I have milk. Supper is served

 

[Poon Goon]

I found an unopened bag of Doritos. And I have milk. Supper is served

Arnold says that milk is only for babies.

 

[Graves The Elder]

ahhhnnold is down

 

[FLYOVER BOSSMAN]

Fried chicken, beer, and weed.

Thats a party

 

[Revolver]

Lmao @ drinking milk

 

[Dirt Road Soldier]

Lmao @ drinking milk

Water and milk is all I drink.

 

[Revolver]

Water and milk is all I drink.

Probably should stop drinking milk.

 

[The One True]

Probably should stop drinking milk.

maybe if you drank milk you wouldn't have a glass jaw