Sage and his new girlfriend

[Officer_Brown]

 

[Your Account]

 

[gmr7494]

Looks like a bum Sharapova.

 

[USA!USA!]

Are you sure that's not his sister?

 

[Yashabo]

Unless she is also a creepy cultist I doubt it'll work out between them

 

[Vulcan]

she looks like his twin

 

[BEAST]

I think he could do better... Unless she has soul-sucking BJ skills.

 

[it is what it is]

Oh, the bible study sessions they must have.

 

[Jermei]

Lucky girl.

 

[7th]

 

[TriangleMonkey]

I was expecting a new piece of workout equipment

 

[Benjamin Burton]

her boobies are nice

 

[muaytao]

Meh

 

[Swarthy]

LOL he seriously looks like he stepped out of a backstreet boys music video......

Ps she his odd looking......

 

[billharford]

would with the fury of a thousand virgin Sherdoggers

 

[surgeyou1]

Where's the purity ring?

Leave space for Jesus, Sage.

 

[DevilsLettuce]

Purple hair huh? Didn't know he was into SJW feminist types. RIP Sage.

 

[Helden]

Good to see he is still rocking the "sick acid wash bro" jeans

 

[Heathcliff Pang]

Jeeeeesus Christ, can you imagine how much he thanks her after sex.

Dude spends half his life thanking people for no reason.

 

[Helden]

Where's the purity ring?

Leave space for Jesus, Sage.

On her right hand