Sage and his new girlfriend

The bad news is, Sage wants to save his virginity for marriage.

The good news is, Sage just learned about an anal/oral sex loophole
 
They look like they could give an orphan a perfect life ..
 
She has the same creepy look tnat his whole family does.

Probably a Mormon.

Probably does really freaky stuff in tje sack.
 
Sage taps before they get to second base.
 
Jeeeeesus Christ, can you imagine how much he thanks her after sex.

Dude spends half his life thanking people for no reason.

Would be way more awesome if he turned into Heel Sage directly after or during sex, like "bitch, get off me now" and "I'm done with you, go clean up".

The boy's Ying Yang is a black circle with a smiley face.
 
I can definitely see his dad coaching their "sessions"
And the sister... And the little bro...

Sage made Tecia for gay the Jesus - only they know what he really did to her.
 
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wtf i cant believe hes only 19 holy shit
 
She gonna turn him into a man........just has to get him past crying, about feelings of "betraying Jesus"
 
looks like the typical bible belt mid west Texas girl. 5 cents a dozen.
 
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Dayuuuuuum!!!
 
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