PWD 570: Love Is Dead

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Jobber said:
Hulksters been doing make a wish since the 80's brother
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Yeah, like that kid who he visited in a London hospital, and then he gave him tickets to SummerSlam at Wembley Stadium, and when he looked out into the crowd, the seat was empty, and that was when he knew that he died, brother, that's why he wrote "Hulkster in Heaven".

Only... that didn't actually happen.

So he changed the story, and then it was about James Bulger.
 
casrot said:
Yeah, I heard I got Botchfish next week, but I don't believe it! See I don't even have a match tonight, but I'm still working out, 'cause I have nothin' else to do! What am I gonna do? That's what I do! What am I gonna do? Play the guitar? I can't play the guitar! All I do is beat people up! I question myself--what is Botchfish's motivation? You know, I know he loves sugar, but I checked my pocket--I don't have no waffles, I don't have no pancakes. I KNOW YOU LOVE SUGAR, BUT I AIN'T GOT NONE! Botchfish, you got one week to come up with an imaginary set of BALLS to get in the ring with me--'cause next week I'm gonna BEAT YOUR ASS! Because that's what I do!
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I will fuck you in the ass until you cum
 
Maury is in that Price is Right GOAT tier for stay at home sick shows. Along with Jenny Jones when she'd just have random strippers or porn starts with giant fake tits on for no reason
 
RollSonnenRoll said:
Maury is in that Price is Right GOAT tier for stay at home sick shows. Along with Jenny Jones when she'd just have random strippers or porn starts with giant fake tits on for no reason
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You know what they need to bring back...Supermarket Sweep
 
RollSonnenRoll said:
Maury is in that Price is Right GOAT tier for stay at home sick shows. Along with Jenny Jones when she'd just have random strippers or porn starts with giant fake tits on for no reason
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I liked Springer back before every episode was weird sexual stuff like, "My boyfriend is sleeping with my transexual father's neighbor's dog." Back in the day he'd have some that were like, "We have 6 members of the Black Panthers and 6 members of the KKK on stage right now ... let's see what happens!"
 
SocraticMethod said:
I liked Springer back before every episode was weird sexual stuff like, "My boyfriend is sleeping with my transexual father's neighbor's dog." Back in the day he'd have some that were like, "We have 6 members of the Black Panthers and 6 members of the KKK on stage right now ... let's see what happens!"
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Maury used to have stuff besides paternity tests too but that's what put butts in seats so I think that is all he does anymore.
 
Frank trying to sully the good name of Cena itt
 
RollSonnenRoll said:
Maury is in that Price is Right GOAT tier for stay at home sick shows. Along with Jenny Jones when she'd just have random strippers or porn starts with giant fake tits on for no reason
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I remember one episode of Jenny Jones that had Nicole Bass in it. It was one of those "You bullied me in High School, well look at me now!!" and the guy saw her, and said "You turned yourself into Arnold Schwarzenegger over that?! That's stupid".

But, that was also the episode where there as an Austin/Bret level double-turn.

There was this one girl on there, she was moderately attractive, and gave her story, "This girl, she would always beat me up back in school, and call me names, and now I'm hot, and I can't wait to rub it in her face" and they ushered her backstage, because they always did the big reveal. And they brought the "Bully" out... and she was fucking SMOKING. Super hot, made the supposed "smoking hot" girl look like a Plain Jane.

Then they talked to her, and she said "Yeah, I remember her from school, and I have kids now, I wanted to apologise for all that, because I would hate to have to tell my kids "Be good in school", when I was beating other girls up and calling them names. But, the reason why I beat her up and called her names is because I was fat, and she would always call me fat, and I was picked on by pretty much everybody at that school, and I just couldn't take it anymore, and when she did it, I snapped, and I kicked the crap out of her, and I shouldn't do that. I want to be a good influence on my kids, so I want them to see this."

Then the girl she supposedly bullied came out, looks like a piece of shit next to the "bully", she couldn't leave it alone and they turned on her, because the girl who was supposed to be the bully was so nice, and actually seemed to care more about something than "I'm hot", especially when the bully was even hotter.

Fucking loved Jenny Jones. Made being ill worth it.

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