Best life advice quotes.

If your nose can't handle it
Then your dick won't either
 
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- Don't put pussy on a pedestal

- Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups

- Procrastination is like masturbation: it feels good at first, but in the end you've just fucked yourself

- Never trust a fart
 
Don't eat the yellow snow.

Stay away from Sherdog.
 
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See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
 
I’m really close to 35 with a perfect hairline and no need for viagra. I’m not throwing that all way for some gains.
 

"For what it's worth: it's never too late or ... too early to be whoever you want to be. There's no time limit, stop whenever you want. You can change or stay the same, there are no rules to this thing. We can make the best or the worst of it. I hope you make the best of it. And I hope you see things that startle you. I hope you feel things you never felt before. I hope you meet people with a different point of view. I hope you live a life you're proud of.​

If you find that you're not, I hope you have the strength to start all over again."​

 
The next time life knocks you down, the most important thing you can do is find a way to rise. Because it's not about the knockdown, it's about the get up. It's about what you do after the knockdown that is what defines who you are.

I would always watch this video while getting my hands wrapped.
 
The brighter the picture, the darker the negative
 
"Fail faster"

A lot of things in life are a numbers game and you have to get through some things that aren't for you to find the stuff that is. Dont waste your time and energy on a job, school, woman, business, hobby, etc... that is not going to be fit. Cut your losses, learn what you can from the experience, and move on.
 
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BangBang said:
Don’t do 12 grams of coke before going to work.
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I came back from an NYC club one time in time for my double shift waiting tables.

It was around 10am and I think my call time was 10:30 and I was coming off a night of HEAVY drug use. X, K, weed and probably coke and maybe Adderall, give or take.

I was willing and able to work my shift.
But I knew my EYES wouldn't lie.
It is what it is right. Can't wear sunglasses in a restaurant.

My good friend was manager so I sent one of my equally cracked out buddies in to talk to him with a conversation that I assume went something like this:

"Jeff is in the car in the parking lot.
We just got back from Twilo.
He is down to work but well...

He looks approximately as drugged out as you?

Yup.

Go home and have fun kids. Tell him to keep his phone on in case a bunch of people call in sick, otherwise have a good time. Maybe get some sleep.

Unlikely. Thanks."
 
The air is one vast library on whose pages is forever written all that man has ever said or even whispered. There, in their mutable, but unerring characters, mixed with the earliest, as well as the latest signs of mortality, stand forever recorded, vows unredeemed, promises unfulfilled; perpetuating, in the movements of each particle, all in unison, the testimony of man's changeful will. God reads that book, though we cannot.
 
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