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You respect women and make her a country breakfast after you creampie damn it!I'd whack my kid on the side of his damn face if he did that, but my kids would never do that in the first place.
You respect women and make her a country breakfast after you creampie damn it!
I'd whack my kid on the side of his damn face if he did that, but my kids would never do that in the first place.
well first you grab their hand and slap their palm really hard, not in a high five way but hard like wtf are you doing? (Gotta get any Bliss ass residue on your hands), then you smack your kid for being rude and improper.I'd whack my kid on the side of his damn face if he did that, but my kids would never do that in the first place.
Will Cena go over?
Match goes on at top of first hour. Baron and Rusev run in and beat Cena up, Nakamura and Orton make save. That 6 man is the main event.
That's Rex code for high five him and brag about it at family gatherings.
Man I sit there like it's 1st grade until they tell me the rules. I'm not getting tossed on the street with my head as a battering ram for the door by the Rusev looking bouncer!Back in the good ol days Jax would have smacked the two dudes next to the little shit. One is the dad and the other can take it and give it back to the dad.
Shit, I wouldn't slap a stripper on the ass at a fucking strip club while drunk at 3am Saturday morning.
5am at my apartment... that's different.
Got my ass kicked and maced by 3 Mark Henry looking motherfuckers for not wanting to pay some stripper to bang.Man I sit there like it's 1st grade until they tell me the rules. I'm not getting tossed on the street with my head as a battering ram for the door by the Rusev looking bouncer!
Ouch. I had this Eastern European one this one time try to get to pay her but she only knew like 3 english phrases. "We go back to room. You pay?". "I good time!". Politely told her my (made up) girlfriend wouldn't like so how bout just a dance instead. She continued with the same pitch and I Homer faded backwards. Felt like I was in Taken.Got my ass kicked and maced by 3 Mark Henry looking motherfuckers for not wanting to pay some stripper to bang.