PWD 477: The Punjabi Prison Will Trap Us All

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moonwolf said:
orrrrr
rollins turns on dean, recycling the shield break up story line. wwe universe interest in dean gets to an all time low (outside of cincinnati) and he goes on to job to aiden english, perfect 10, and even cuck kanellis because vince is still salty that his 'lunatic' went and got married without asking the company first. this is wwe after all.
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damn @moonwolf buried that loser dean ambrose
 
RollSonnenRoll said:
The crossover with wine conisiourers and wrestling fans has got to be massive
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Nash is/was a big wine guy. SCSA has turned into a wine guy.

Wine is great. I love wine. I wish I had some right now.
 
I still cannot believe how MEH Styles/Owens was. That seems like one you can completely blame on the booking department dudes. Probably sets up the big stipulation match at Summerslam, but goddamn, that match was uneventful top of the hour Smackdown Live quality.
 
SidJustice said:
I still cannot believe how MEH Styles/Owens was. That seems like one you can completely blame on the booking department dudes. Probably sets up the big stipulation match at Summerslam, but goddamn, that match was uneventful top of the hour Smackdown Live quality.
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Whole PPV can be defined by "meh". That's par for the course these days sadly. I probably pop more for Toru Yano low blows than I did all last night.
 
Falsedawn said:
Whole PPV can be defined by "meh". That's par for the course these days sadly. I probably pop more for Toru Yano low blows than I did all last night.
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Toru Yano has better matches than all but the tag match last night.

Meh is too nice for that card,

Dumpster fire is a better description.
 
SidJustice said:
I still cannot believe how MEH Styles/Owens was. That seems like one you can completely blame on the booking department dudes. Probably sets up the big stipulation match at Summerslam, but goddamn, that match was uneventful top of the hour Smackdown Live quality.
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Neither Styles or Owens had Big Match John to carry them to a watchable match


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SidJustice said:
Big Match John had the second worst match on the card.
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I'd say Nak vs Corbin was the second worst. Over the twenty years of his career Nak hasn't had much experience of carrying really shitty big hoss wrestlers.

Still makes Nak the best wrestler in WWE alongside AJ and Cesaro.
 
HOLY FUCK.

I watched the Battleground Main Event with Hindi commentary and it was a fascinating look into an alternate WWE Universe

When all the alternate language commentators introduced themselves during the broadcast today, I decided to watch the Punjabi Prison match with Hindi commentary because I had a lot of questions about Jinder and his portrayal. When the Zayn-Kanelis match ended, I switched to Hindi and it was just fascinating. Some notes below

* First thing to make clear, there was literally no question who was the face and who was the heel. Jinder was the all conquering hero and Orton was the evil American
* When Jinder came to the ring, both the commentators ran down his accomplishments and ended with "1.3 Billion people are supporting him, and that will lead him to victory today"
* When Orton came down to the ring, they barely acknowledged his existence instead focusing on "Jinder agreed to face Randy in this match despite knowing he would have no backup. What a display of bravery"
* "India stands with Jinder" was the entire message on commentary
* Even the Hindi commentary could not sell "Jinder has an advantage in the Punjabi Prison Match because he is from Punjab" angle
* Jinder was addressed by the honorific "Jinderji" or "Maharaja Sahab" which is like saying "The esteemed Jinder" or "The respected Maharaja"
* One of the commentators kept saying "Randy Mahal" for some reason before correcting himself every time
* Jinder bravely preventing Orton from exiting the inner cage, but how dare Orton stand in Jinder's way???
* When the Singh Brothers pulled Jinder out, the commentators actively mocked Orton for being stuck in the inner cage
* On that note, why are the Singh Brothers here? Because they want to ensure that only a deserving person is Champion, and Jinder is the only deserving person in this match
* When the Singh Brothers attacked Orton, the commentary first egged them on, and then when Orton turned the tables, it became "What a brave fight by the Singh Brothers who are fighting someone twice their size"
* When Orton got the Kendo stick and Jinder begged, they were besides themselves and said "Jinder shouldn't reduce himself to begging for mercy, he is better than this."
* When the Singh brother was sent through the table and the other one was dispatched by a chair, the commentators said "The Singh Brothers showing us what the word 'loyalty' truly means. They are putting themselves on the line for Jinder"
* When Orton attacked Jinder with the steel chair, the commentators were livid "How dare he use a steel chair, I can understand using a Lathi (indian version of Kendo stick) but a steel chair is going too far, he wants to end the Maharaja's career"
* When The Great Khali came out, I am pretty sure both commentators jizzed in their pants right there. One of them sounded like the football commentators who scream "GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL". That moment alone was worth watching the match in Hindi (I would highly recommend you watch that moment on the Hindi commentary, it is at 3:06:00 and you don't even need to know Hindi to feel the commentator's excitement)
ETA: Streamable link of part of the overall ending, but includes Khali's entrance in Hindi:
* They ended it with "This is patriotism. This is what it means to have the back of your brother (brother not in the "They are related" sense). India is proud of its two sons who are standing tall"

From start to finish, this match was just fascinating with Hindi commentary. It is a completely different alternate universe with that commentary. The narrative itself changed to "That evil American Randy Orton will do anything to take away Jinder's title". Will definitely go back and watch previous PPVs with Hindi commentary now to see how they tackle Jinder's matches.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCir...oilers_i_watched_the_battleground_main_event/


Guys, what if WWE has such shitty heels and faces so they can have biased commentary and it works? Is John Cena a heel in Germany? Did Bulgaria literally die last night? Which member of the New Day is over in Stankonia?

Questions questions.
 
Then again I refuse to watch any match with Lana pretending to sports entertain so maybe that was worse.
 
Falsedawn said:
HOLY FUCK.

I watched the Battleground Main Event with Hindi commentary and it was a fascinating look into an alternate WWE Universe

When all the alternate language commentators introduced themselves during the broadcast today, I decided to watch the Punjabi Prison match with Hindi commentary because I had a lot of questions about Jinder and his portrayal. When the Zayn-Kanelis match ended, I switched to Hindi and it was just fascinating. Some notes below

* First thing to make clear, there was literally no question who was the face and who was the heel. Jinder was the all conquering hero and Orton was the evil American
* When Jinder came to the ring, both the commentators ran down his accomplishments and ended with "1.3 Billion people are supporting him, and that will lead him to victory today"
* When Orton came down to the ring, they barely acknowledged his existence instead focusing on "Jinder agreed to face Randy in this match despite knowing he would have no backup. What a display of bravery"
* "India stands with Jinder" was the entire message on commentary
* Even the Hindi commentary could not sell "Jinder has an advantage in the Punjabi Prison Match because he is from Punjab" angle
* Jinder was addressed by the honorific "Jinderji" or "Maharaja Sahab" which is like saying "The esteemed Jinder" or "The respected Maharaja"
* One of the commentators kept saying "Randy Mahal" for some reason before correcting himself every time
* Jinder bravely preventing Orton from exiting the inner cage, but how dare Orton stand in Jinder's way???
* When the Singh Brothers pulled Jinder out, the commentators actively mocked Orton for being stuck in the inner cage
* On that note, why are the Singh Brothers here? Because they want to ensure that only a deserving person is Champion, and Jinder is the only deserving person in this match
* When the Singh Brothers attacked Orton, the commentary first egged them on, and then when Orton turned the tables, it became "What a brave fight by the Singh Brothers who are fighting someone twice their size"
* When Orton got the Kendo stick and Jinder begged, they were besides themselves and said "Jinder shouldn't reduce himself to begging for mercy, he is better than this."
* When the Singh brother was sent through the table and the other one was dispatched by a chair, the commentators said "The Singh Brothers showing us what the word 'loyalty' truly means. They are putting themselves on the line for Jinder"
* When Orton attacked Jinder with the steel chair, the commentators were livid "How dare he use a steel chair, I can understand using a Lathi (indian version of Kendo stick) but a steel chair is going too far, he wants to end the Maharaja's career"
* When The Great Khali came out, I am pretty sure both commentators jizzed in their pants right there. One of them sounded like the football commentators who scream "GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL". That moment alone was worth watching the match in Hindi (I would highly recommend you watch that moment on the Hindi commentary, it is at 3:06:00 and you don't even need to know Hindi to feel the commentator's excitement)
ETA: Streamable link of part of the overall ending, but includes Khali's entrance in Hindi:
* They ended it with "This is patriotism. This is what it means to have the back of your brother (brother not in the "They are related" sense). India is proud of its two sons who are standing tall"

From start to finish, this match was just fascinating with Hindi commentary. It is a completely different alternate universe with that commentary. The narrative itself changed to "That evil American Randy Orton will do anything to take away Jinder's title". Will definitely go back and watch previous PPVs with Hindi commentary now to see how they tackle Jinder's matches.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCir...oilers_i_watched_the_battleground_main_event/


Guys, what if WWE has such shitty heels and faces so they can have biased commentary and it works? Is John Cena a heel in Germany? Did Bulgaria literally die last night? Which member of the New Day is over in Stankonia?

Questions questions.
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Put Cesaro cock kicking Cena in Berlin and you'll babies tossed in the air.

That's wresting basics - local dude is the face at home. Lawler heel in NY, face in Memphis. Flair cheered in the Carolinas, bastard in the rest of the country. Bret in Canada...
 
warriorscomeout said:
Then again I refuse to watch any match with Lana pretending to sports entertain so maybe that was worse.
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I was pretty sports entertained when Nattie used a basic trip to win the match.

A basic trip.

Into a padded turnbuckle.

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warriorscomeout said:
That's wresting basics - local dude is the face at home. Lawler heel in NY, face in Memphis. Flair cheered in the Carolinas, bastard in the rest of the country. Bret in Canada...
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Well yeah, but how often do you see guys being portrayed as both heel and face in the same match depending on locale?

Imagine Lawler as a face in Memphis, but he all of a sudden kicks his opponent in the dick because commentary in NY is calling him a heel? But then he launches into a promo about peace and love, before hitting the ref with a chair. I bet Memphis would be pretty fucking confused eh?
 







Long live KO
 
Was the commissioner or the GM of SmackDown even at the event last night? Are these bozos even doing their jobs?
 
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