priest cures people w/headkicks, wrestles shirtless male angels in bathrooms

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  1. JosephDredd

    JosephDredd Gold Belt

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    So this guy who cures cancer patients by kicking them in the head...

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...reacher-cures-cancer-kicking-people-face.html

    ... gave an interview where he described how he's visited by shirtless men who are angels.

    https://www.christianpost.com/news/...tel-room-another-wrestled-him-at-home-225948/

    Full articles at the links. Well worth the read.
     
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    Squint Eastwood DESERVE

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    Wasn't there a KIDS IN THE HALL sketch where a guy woke up to the Head-Giving Fairy, who went door-to-door fellating sleeping men. (After some convincing, and presumably a good come, the guy would go to sleep and the Fairy would hie out the window, and then remove his fake wings thus revealing he's just an ordinary man named @JosephDredd.)
     
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    Chesten_Hesten The Wiener of Steel

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    MC OverPressure Cucked by Culkin

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    Reading your thread titles must be what it was like to watch Michelangelo unveil a masterpiece
     
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    Only Chuck Norris cures cancer with head kicks. This guy is just a big, fat phony!
     
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    Spiritual hadokens
     
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    So a shirtless, male, angel "wrestled" him in bed?
     
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    Make some room...
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    Can anyone hook me up with this guys lawyer?
     
  15. HunterSdVa29

    HunterSdVa29 Respect, tho Platinum Member

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    i'm not religious anyway, but once you start adding like snakehandling or curing people through touch, etc.......

    you've jumped the shark in a realm that's literally based on fantastical supernatural elements....

    Which is pretty hard to do tbh. You almost have to respect the balls on these weirdos
     
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    Damn I was hoping for a fat guy drop kicking people and DDT’ing old ladies.
     
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    This stuff works. One time I was fighting this guy who was bigger than me in a church parking lot and he knocked me out and when I woke up I forgot what we were even fighting about.

    Praise Jesus.
     
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    LMAO...that guy has the power to cause people to literally go full retard, amazing...
     
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    kuromusha LONZO LOOMS 2019

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    The anti Cro Cop
     
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    Lol left leg vim, right leg vigor
     
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