Premier League Thread 2017/18 v67: Arsenal Firesale Edition

[Gazwald]

What a man.

Take a bow.

I'm rooting for you.

Get some MUSCLEZ with that shaved head look, and you're gonna be a male model

If I get there, personal trainer would be a better road imo. I have massage and reflexology qualifications I've never used (apart from on girlfriends etc.)

 

[Clear Winner]

with Kroenke in charge, it's getting that way lol

fans are getting rinsed. they need to take a stand and stop going to games

I've stopped for this season. Partly to focus on being a dad, partly because of the summer shambles. Even turned down free tickets.

Might go and check us out if we sign Aubameyang though. At least it'll be something new.

 

[Chules]

@blokeybloke @Nowhere Fast
Sir Alex Ferguson welcomes friend Sam Allardyce to the 1,000 Club as Everton boss is inducted into LMA Hall of Fame ahead of milestone fixture

• Sam Allardyce will manage his 1,000th game against West Brom on Saturday
• The Everton boss is set to become only the 31st manager to reach the landmark
• Sir Alex Ferguson has hailed Allardyce's ability to get the best out of his teams
• Former Crystal Palace boss has also been inducted into the LMA's Hall of Fame

 

[Chules]

I have massage and reflexology qualifications I've never used (apart from on girlfriends etc.)

im willing to try this service too

 

[frenz]

no idea what this ancient meme is supposed to mean

 

[Chules]

no idea what this ancient meme is supposed to mean

me neither but it made me laugh lol

 

[frenz]

 

[frenz]

looooooooooooool

 

[Gazwald]

im willing to try this service too

I was thinking of becoming the only depressed clown personal trainer in the world. Kinda like this dude:

but an actual serious personal trainer. Constantly drawing attention away from my attire as if nothing's amiss. Would be a top notch gimmick imo

 

[Chules]

looooooooooooool

LOL

THere's notthing to bottle with Alexis

He's a lad

I loved the guy

I'll miss him and I won't wish him well, but still, he's a good guy

WINNER.



was so happy when we signed him

 

[Partlow]

weekend is nearly here atleast

Mine already is

Gonna spend said weekend constantly pressing F5 all day for transfer rumors on Tancredis Twitter


BOMBAZO

 

[Chules]

@frenzy

DT at this bit:


timestamped at the start

lmfao

seriously, you'll laugh alot

 

[danny23]

Wish I could just drop out right now...

 

[Partlow]

Salah, KdB, Fernandinho, Otamendi and Lloris

Aguero Eriksen Pogba Otamendi Ederson

violence against women is wrong....unless she's a cunt.

She looks like a manager at my work

Gonna need to research on a possible secret past

 

[Chules]

DT: 'I would rather pour bleach down my throat and watch Jose knock one out, you are not getting him, this is not RVP part 2'

LOL

 

[frenz]

LOL

THere's notthing to bottle with Alexis

He's a lad

I loved the guy

I'll miss him and I won't wish him well, but still, he's a good guy

WINNER.



was so happy when we signed him

hes a CUNT

 

[Chules]

Wish I could just drop out right now...

What's up?

How long do you have left in the course?

 

[Chules]

hes a CUNT

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

ozil is a cunt

not alexisbae

 

[frenz]

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

ozil is a cunt

not alexisbae

 

[Gazwald]

I don't get why Arsenal would want the Armenian with the impossible name. He's only ever looked good as a no. 10 playing off the striker. The only position Arsenal have a world class player in already. Boggles the mind. Is Wenger having a laugh at this point? Is he secretly thinking "Let's see how mad these fans get when I play Ozil on the left, the Armenian on the right and Ramsey no. 10 LOL. I'll be like I have no idea why it's not working. It must be the ref lmao."