Premier League Thread 2017/18 v4: Thread title and theme? CBA Lads.

[Clear Winner]

all shit aside, the letters on the results sheet mean fuck all.

i had decent grades and couldn't even get a fuckin job in tesco and shit coz the managers would just give them to their friends but had to post the applications online to show they were actively hiring people lel

One thing that makes a massive difference is the school you went to. I know for a fact that the school I went to got me interviews and jobs I wouldn't have.

Also, certain schools have much tougher exams. I remember I was dating a state school girl when I was doing my GCSE's. She got 12 A's and A stars.. When I saw her mock exam papers, I couldn't believe how easy they were. It was stuff I was doing in 2nd year.. Ridiculous.

 

[DC23]

Just bought tickets for Terminator 2 at Cineworld. I know how to treat the girlfriend.

 

[Clear Winner]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-40961137

Spoiler

Truly sickening. Never going there.... EVER.

 

[frenz]

Only had 5 pints last night, why do I feel like shit? Used to have far more and be comfy in the morning.

can confirm it's because you're now old

 

[DC23]

Truly sickening. Never going there.... EVER.

Haha I'm flipping between India, Japan, Singapore and South Korea for a trip next year. India is at the bottom of the 4 choices atm ngl.

 

[frenz]

Truly sickening. Never going there.... EVER.

they seem to have a very big problem with sexual offences. didn't they have that case where a girl was gang raped on a bus? i think she died because they had assaulted her with a metal bar and she died from internal bleeding. just barbaric. something socially wrong there

 

[frenz]

have to agree tbh

 

[Clear Winner]

Haha I'm flipping between India, Japan, Singapore and South Korea for a trip next year. India is at the bottom of the 4 choices atm ngl.

Japan's the easy winner on that list. Awesome country and so much weird/great stuff to see.

Definitely don't go to India if you;re going with a lady. My mate used to go to Goa and there are dudes with long lens cameras filing women sunbathing. Some set up next to women and video from under towels too.

 

[DC23]

 

[DC23]

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/you-wake-up.3597339/

The replies.

Spoiler

 

[Deffid]

@Deffid @Sexy

Aki Watzke with the sick burns

Zuvor hatte Barça-Manager Pep Segura erklärt, die Katalanen stünden dicht vor einer Verpflichtung des Franzosen. „Wir sind nahe dran, sowohl Coutinho als auch Dembélé zu verpflichten“, hatte Segura nach der 0:2-Niederlage bei Real Madrid im Rückspiel um den spanischen Supercup gesagt. „Was er erzählt, kann ich mir nicht erklären“, entgegnete Watzke: „Und wenn, dann höchstens dadurch, dass Real Madrid seine Mannschaft in den Supercup-Spielen schwindelig gespielt hat.“

Such asshole losers, our management is clearly getting fed up with these annoying cunts. Hope the deal doesn't happen and we sell Dembele to Real next year!

 

[UVee]

Haha I'm flipping between India, Japan, Singapore and South Korea for a trip next year. India is at the bottom of the 4 choices atm ngl.

India should be nowhere near your list

South Korea will get you close to Man like KJU


kawaii

 

[Chules]

One thing that makes a massive difference is the school you went to. I know for a fact that the school I went to got me interviews and jobs I wouldn't have.

Also, certain schools have much tougher exams. I remember I was dating a state school girl when I was doing my GCSE's. She got 12 A's and A stars.. When I saw her mock exam papers, I couldn't believe how easy they were. It was stuff I was doing in 2nd year.. Ridiculous.

yeah i went to one of the best schools in England and got told by my teacher in charge of the university application process that I was aiming too high for what I wanted to do lel. Those who were going for Cambridge/Oxford got all the proper help and shit because it padded their own stats so to speak.

 

[WallyBear]

Such asshole losers, our management is clearly getting fed up with these annoying cunts. Hope the deal doesn't happen and we sell Dembele to Real next year!

I'm a Barca guy but lately it just feels like...

 

[DC23]

India should be nowhere near your list

South Korea will get you close to Man like KJU


kawaii

I think realistically it's between SK and Japan. War between NK and SK doesn't bother me. If anything I can go over and be the peacemaker.

 

[Deffid]

I'm a Barca guy but lately it just feels like...

For the Brits/Americans, a translation:

 

[WallyBear]

For the Brits/Americans, a translation:

Didn't find a translation and was too lazy do to it by myself

 

[Chules]

India should be nowhere near your list

South Korea will get you close to Man like KJU


kawaii

Omg BAES!!

 

[LilMountain]

I think realistically it's between SK and Japan. War between NK and SK doesn't bother me. If anything I can go over and be the peacemaker.

You're Dennis Rodman?!?

 

[DC23]

You're Dennis Rodman?!?

My lawyers have advised me not to answer questions that could land me in any political hot water. Sorry.