Premier League Thread 2017/18 v18: Broken Klopp and Broken Ankles Edition

[frenz]

it started with tulisa
it always starts with tules

he starts but he can never finish.

love @Tules me

 

[frenz]

Do cobwebs have a smell?

no idea, ask your dead mother

 

[frenz]

y'all keep playing with me like you dont know im a savage

i got mugged off today, have to come back hard lol

 

[frenz]

i have to stunt for sasha too cos she's real og

 

[Almighty Angus]

no idea, ask your dead mother

Too far

 

[Hatredcopter]

i'd like to say that escalated quick
but in all truth
it escaped ages ago
it's the fact that it KEEPS escalating which worries me

this is like the continued inflation of London houseprices

when will the insanity stop?

 

[Hatredcopter]

come back hard was a poor choice of words
but as i've recognised it
no one else can 'pune' it

 

[frenz]

Location:
milking jon jones's prostate

 

[Hatredcopter]

i hate cobwebs
do short people also get them in their hair?
HEAD HAIR! I

 

[frenz]

i hate cobwebs
do short people also get them in their hair?
HEAD HAIR! I

um fuck no

my arachnophobia started when i walked into a web aged 7

 

[frenz]

i hate cobwebs
do short people also get them in their hair?
HEAD HAIR! I

um fuck no

my arachnophobia started when i walked into a web aged 7

 

[frenz]

i live in a house with lots tho cos of garden, so im a bit better with them now

 

[Twelve75]

no idea, ask your dead mother

Dead mummy? Nah i'm keeping away from her, typical flithy disease ridden Egyptian.

 

[Hatredcopter]

Location:
milking jon jones's prostate

fixed

i'm not scared of spiders
just hate cobwebs in my hair and face

in before cobwebs becomes cum

 

[Dr J]

@Dr J is writing all this shit down, he skipped a few classes in med school and needs to learn imo

 

[Almighty Angus]

fixed

i'm not scared of spiders
just hate cobwebs in my hair and face

in before cobwebs becomes cum

Send me a cobweb pic

 

[frenz]

 

[EOW]

 

[Hatredcopter]

 

[Hatredcopter]

Councilman resigning after secret ‘furry’ life revealed

A Connecticut councilman is resigning after his profile on a website catering to “furries” appeared on social media — but the outgoing first-term Democrat insists his animal costume fetish has “nothing to do with sex.”

http://nypost.com/2017/09/08/councilman-resigning-after-secret-furry-life-revealed/amp/