Premier League Thread 2017/18 v18: Broken Klopp and Broken Ankles Edition | Page 54

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  1. Spoken Silver Belt

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    We've all been there, right?
     
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  2. frenzy Queen Cersei

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    {<huh!}>
     
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  3. Hatredcopter not even half-decent...

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    jacques cousteau could never get THIS low...
    i've worn animal costumes twice in my life
    it wasn't sexual
    although i'm always freaked out
    when i think about what must have happened in the furry one BEFORE i'd worn it...
     
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  4. WEO Feeling Blue again

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  5. Spoken Silver Belt

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    U.K. Undergrads are shittier than US ones... they all showed up yesterday.

    But hey, great story I didn't share from the bar watching the Liverpool game. A dude in a Man U shirt walked by a line of tables and made fun of a guy wearing a Liverpool top (down only 3-0). He said something like "you look ssooo sad! Haha!" LFC fan stands up and says, ver batem, "if you don't shut the fuck and keep walking, I'll fuck your girlfriend again." Very loud and angry, but the fact that Man U dude just turned away and ignored his girlfriend's cries for justice made the loss almost worth it
     
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  6. Gazwald F'n Period Belt

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    I'll cum inside you nice and slow you bastard
     
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  7. Hatredcopter not even half-decent...

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    jacques cousteau could never get THIS low...
    and the thread keeps escalating
    ...
     
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  8. Gazwald F'n Period Belt

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    With a quattro fromagio pizza to top it off.
     
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  9. Spoken Silver Belt

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    I could do without
     
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  10. Gazwald F'n Period Belt

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    That's simply because you're repressed.

    Someone in this thread taught me what cock docking was. Wanna try it?
     
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  11. Gazwald F'n Period Belt

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    I'd totally fuck some dude in the penis if he looked like a semi hot woman. Right in that urethra franklin
     
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  12. blokeybloke Black belt(w brown shoes)

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    Every pussy i've gone down on smelled like peaches 'n cream

    you rookies aren't doing it right
     
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  13. Gazwald F'n Period Belt

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    So you moved to america right? Careful, there's a storm coming apparently.
     
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  15. Mga223 Gold Belt

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    Lmao Muslim activist Yassmin decides to move from Australia to the UK.

    Why not Dubai or Syria etc?

    She love Sharia law @Tules

    {<jordan}
     
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  16. blokeybloke Black belt(w brown shoes)

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    You are closer to the storm than me, pal.
     
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  18. Lmao, it's shit, we will get the worst of it at 12 now since it hand land earlier than expected.

    A few cars in the area have flipped snx some fires from transformers blown but nothing too crazy
     
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  19. Da Speeit Troll of the Morning

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    Best vag smell: nothing
     
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  20. Da Speeit Troll of the Morning

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    In bed with your bitch, watching game of thrones,
    As our resident sexual deviant im sad i missed previous conversation.
    Asshole/Vagina fresh out of the shower is prime. It should be close on a hot summer's day too ideally.
    Smells, tastes, whatever shouldnt be offensive if present, if they are said person just aint takin care of business.

    That said, if you arent scrubbing your dick youre a sunday leaguer
     
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