Pre-Season 18/19 Premier League Thread v5 : Sacked By Xmas Edition

Who scores more Premier League goals?


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@Chules

added Jack Wilshere into the dancing video

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That one could have been much better.

surely they told Bernie he's a comedian before it? Can't see him agreeing to it randomly
 
surely they told Bernie he's a comedian before it? Can't see him agreeing to it randomly
Probably not. He got Ron Paul to agree to an interview on Austrian economics and then tried to fuck him.
 
@UVee

someone commented this on one of Baeberry's most recent selfies:

Lauren I would swim up the Amazon River with 45 pound dumbbells tied to my penis and Rosie O'Donnels queefs as my only air supply just to have a spaghetti dinner with you over Skype on a dial up internet connection

I larfed.

Angus stole his stuff from other people?! Nnnnuuuuuuuu :eek:
 
Read that Mou wants Perisic but Woodward wants Pulisic
 
@Chules can you prescribe me some potassium pls

if i pass my exams for the next 2.5 years then I'll be able to yeah lol

I have no confidence in me getting through this though

what's up?

I've been feeling like absolute shit this whole weekend.

Yesterday was moping about all day, today was raging like a loony.

Making my doc appointment tomorrow, let's see when I actually get it though.
 
Eat bananas and potatoes as they have a lot of that. Some dairy foods too.

I'd rather have this potassium personally, inject it so all of it goes in imo
  1. Potassium chloride: a potassium salt, which increases the blood and cardiac concentration of potassium to stop the heart via an abnormal heartbeat and thus cause death by cardiac arrest.
 
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