Pre-Season 18/19 Premier League Thread v2 : Next Year Will Be Our Year Edition

[Deffid]

@xtramob

 

[Dr J]

Played less games due to injuries, but had the same impact when he played.


Chelski will buy Higuain and sell Morata, but they will still have Higuain, Bats and Giroud, all three clear cut central strikers. Potentially lose Hazard, apparently lost Courtois already, Willian wants to go...

Hope we get Morata but the cunt wants to go to Italy apparently.

There are cheaper means to get you a 10 goal per season striker.

 

[Dr J]

With Terry and Courtois gone, who steps up to fuck the Chelsea first team WAGs?

 

[Tobago Jones]

With Terry and Courtois gone, who steps up to fuck the Chelsea first team WAGs?

??

 

[Dr J]

??

The Terry part I think is self-explanatory.

Courtois screwed Kevin De Bruyne’s girlfriend.

 

[Chules]

Sanchez granted visa for United's pre-season tour of U.S. as he prepares to belatedly join squad

Alexis Sanchez is free to join Manchester United's pre-season tour of the United States after his visa issues were resolved. The Chilean forward was unable to gain a visa to travel to Los Angeles with the rest of the United squad earlier this week because of problems relating to a conviction for tax fraud in Spain. Sanchez has been training alone at United's Carrington base in Manchester, but an Instagram post after his fitness session on Thursday hinted that he would soon be jetting out, a fact now confirmed by the club.

 

[Z3N Gambler]

genuinely think we're gonna win the league mate

attack = lethal

torreria and ramsey in midfield

jakka on the bench/reserves

sokratis instead of mustafi (can't be worse now can it?)

keep the faith

Might put 100 on since the odds are about 20-1, stranger things have happened but top 4 would be a big achievement . Good luck.

 

[Rawex]

Think you are all the guys who were interested in Pavards season/skills, whatever.

Huge surprise, he signed for Buyern. Now they are discussing if he joins this season or next.

Good player no doubt. However Real has Carvajal and Odriozola (+Hakimi loaned to Dortmund). Not like rightback is a position Real has to worry about right now.

 

[Carl Drogo]

Just got my period

See @Chules the pull out method does work!

 

[Tobago Jones]

The Terry part I think is self-explanatory.

Courtois screwed Kevin De Bruyne’s girlfriend.

Oh yeah, LMAO.

 

[Z3N Gambler]

classy lol


'At Liverpool he did not really improve'

Yeah he did.

 

[Chules]

 

[Clear Winner]

Played less games due to injuries, but had the same impact when he played.


Chelski will buy Higuain and sell Morata, but they will still have Higuain, Bats and Giroud, all three clear cut central strikers. Potentially lose Hazard, apparently lost Courtois already, Willian wants to go...

Hope we get Morata but the cunt wants to go to Italy apparently.

Shit, I forgot that you guys didn't seal the deal with Bats. I don't blame Morata for wanting to go back to Italy where the comp is easier and him not scoring loads isn't as frowned upon. Also, he'd have to learn ANOTHER language from scratch if he went to Dortmund.

Does Higuain really want to go to Chelsea?

 

[Chules]

Manchester United's new pink away kit for 2018-19 'leaked' with adidas paying tribute to local newspaper

@Nowhere Fast

 

[Clear Winner]

Jesus! "I told you so"? What's next? Neerr nerr nerr nerr nerrr?

 

[Mga223]

So will you knock down Man C, Man U, Pool or Spurs?

Pool or spurs.

Man city will still be top dogs and I see man u getting those scrappy W but not competiting.

Spurs drop out

 

[blokeybloke]

 

[Concrete]

Google pays no fucking tax, just a tiny amount to Ireland. They should pay more tax.

 

[DangDaGawd]

Jesus! "I told you so"? What's next? Neerr nerr nerr nerr nerrr?

#notmynerrnerr

 

[Tobago Jones]

The replies LOL.