Post-Divorce Update Vol. 4 (DO I HAVE AN STD???)

[Zer]

Sorry bro imma have to cancel our date tomorrow

 

[iWinYouLose]

The replies are so fucked up and funny at the same time

 

[Overtures]

Solid advice, dudes.

 

[Horse Style]

You're probably just being paranoid. The warm pissing probably won't turn out to be anything.

Too bad about the testicular cancer, though. If they chop your balls off, there is always TRT.

 

[Anialater]

Great to hear you wore the condom, but you can still get an STI if he doesn't wear one.

Yeah bro your b-hole is susceptible to disease. The Subaru should take your mind off of everything.

 

[TidWell]

Warm pee? everyones Pee is warm dude lol go piss in a cup and touch your piss it should be warm or even hot depending on your body temp.

The thing to look for is burning sensation when peeing, like a pain like it burns bad and your penis will drip with pus

you ought to look at why your teste is swollen.

 

[Overtures]

My left nut has achieved self awareness.

 

[Gene Tunney]

You need gum and condoms.