Poor things is the worst movie I have seen in the past decade

[Brampton_Boy]

I don't care what critics say, that was one of the most boring, uncomfortable and pretentious movies I have ever seen.

Emma Stone doing full frontal and sticking an apple up her vag is not an Oscar worthy performance.

Supposedly this is supposed to be a scathing indictment of the patriarchy and female sexuality, but all I saw was a creepy movie with unlikable characters and a nonsensical story.

Ugh, I'm never trusting Rotten Tomatoes again.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

Emma Stone doing full frontal and sticking an apple up her vag is not an Oscar worthy performance.

She's definitely worthy of this award though

 

[Kyler Ruxin]

how big was the apple?

 

[jeff7b9]

Emma Stone doing full frontal and sticking an apple up her vag is not an Oscar worthy performance.

Her performance was lacking emotion?
Wasn't convincing?

So, how many minutes in was this apple scene?
Approximately.

 

[CrazyN8]

Agreed, replace that apple with a banana we git an Oscar winner.

 

[Big Al's Texas BBQ]

Emma Stone doing full frontal and sticking an apple up her vag

 

[Brampton_Boy]

Agreed, replace that apple with a banana we git an Oscar winner.

She did attempt to put a cucumber up there at the kitchen table.

 

[Osculater]

What kind of apple did she shove in her vagina?

 

[GSP_37]

Is there a NC-17 director's cut?

 

[CrazyN8]

She did attempt to put a cucumber up there at the kitchen table.

Damnit my mind was stuck on fruit, such an obvious choice.

 

[Two Crows]

Damnit my mind was stuck on fruit, such an obvious choice.

Cucumber is a fruit.



Just sayin'

 

[Two Crows]

I don't care what critics say, that was one of the most boring, uncomfortable and pretentious movies I have ever seen.

Emma Stone doing full frontal and sticking an apple up her vag is not an Oscar worthy performance.

Supposedly this is supposed to be a scathing indictment of the patriarchy and female sexuality, but all I saw was a creepy movie with unlikable characters and a nonsensical story.

Ugh, I'm never trusting Rotten Tomatoes again.

How in the hell did you get all the way to 2024 and still have any faith in Rotten Tomatoes?

 

[CrazyN8]

Cucumber is a fruit.



Just sayin'

Taking loses all day long today, stupid tomatoes and cucs. If my zygotes were better it would solve all my problems.

 

[melvinj0]

Have you seen Yorgan Lanthimos’ other films? His style is very unique and definitely not for everybody, I think he Is excellent though personally. Haven’t seen Poor Things yet but I’m sure it’s very odd and absurd like his other films, I really appreciate original film making, especial rn in a time when most movies that come to theaters are franchises, remake, reboots, or just something super generic.

 

[Osculater]

How in the hell did you get all the way to 2024 and still have any faith in Rotten Tomatoes?

Yeah, fvck that site lol

 

[Osculater]

Taking loses all day long today, stupid tomatoes and cucs. If my zygotes were better it would solve all my problems.

If you had better cheek bones?

 

[CrazyN8]

If you had better cheek bones?

Yeah if you get plastic surgery on your zygotes all your problems are solved, didn't you hear.

 

[Osculater]

Yeah if you get plastic surgery on your zygotes all your problems are solved, didn't you hear.

I'm good I have nice zygotes and I'm not pregnant

 

[Tone C]

Cucumber is a fruit.



Just sayin'

You're a fruit.

Just saying.

x.

 

[Tone C]

I'm good I have nice zygotes and I'm not pregnant

D'ya wanna try ?




Seems to be several mainstream actresses doing full nudity currently.