Playboy has a new fat model

[n...not crazy]

Molly Constable


She's definitely fat, but she's really not that ugly. She's probably better looking than most of your girlfriend's though.

Looks manageable at the moment, but one wrong step will turn everything you see into a pile of oozing flesh in a skin bag.

 

[LilMountain]

I'm fine with her body, it's her face that's the issue (pun intended) the average Lane Bryant model is prettier than her

 

[Revolver]

Fat dudes will love this.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Hef was a true liberal and he created an iconic brand. By the way, he realized feminism was bullshit a long time ago when he funded Roe v. Wade and some other feminist causes and they still turned on him. His daughter who took over is an intersectional feminist or some shit like that. I wish we still had real liberals and conservatives.

The real liberals and conservatives are still around and are still the majority. Especially among liberals, the extreme liberals are still just that, extreme and at the fringe of the left. The extreme conservatives have gotten much larger in numbers lately, but are still pretty much the minority among the right. It’s just that their numbers are large enough to have hijacked the entire Republican Party.

 

[RDUBYA]

Sometimes I like chocolate, sometimes vanilla, sometimes I like a salad and sometimes I like steak.

Turns out it's doesn't matter one fucking bit what I like. I'm married.

 

[TeTe]

Damn, Playboy went back to nudes just so they can put trannies and large girls in the magazine.

#notwinning

 

[VivaRevolution]

Hef was a true liberal and he created an iconic brand. By the way, he realized feminism was bullshit a long time ago when he funded Roe v. Wade and some other feminist causes and they still turned on him. His daughter who took over is an intersectional feminist or some shit like that. I wish we still had real liberals and conservatives.

Larry Flynt is a true liberal.

 

[bufetadanacara]

Let's all celebrate her laziness!!!

What is next? Crippled running backs in the NFL? Can't leave anyone out.

 

[Da Speeit]

Huge, if true.

I'm going to start charging like royalties for this phrase

 

[Philo-Publius]

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/pla...onstable-seductive-photo-shoot-141802043.html

Picture inside...I don't watch Playboy but the agenda is embarrassingly obvious. I'm only assuming this means Playgirl will have a fat dude model soon, right?

This is what happens after Hefner dies? The beginning of the end for Playboy...

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

Huge, if true.

Nice. Got it in the 1st response too

 

[BoxingFan653]

Should have a transgender midget Islamist if they really wanna make today's left happy

Missed opportunity here by me..there are actual a couple of midget ISIS fighters. I've seen them on documentaries.

That must be horrifying to be one of their sex slaves and these little bastards walk in on you

 

[Loiosh]

That's how I like em. I don't understand the appeal of banging sticks.

I guess some guys like the feeling of bones smashing against their pelvis.

I lived with an aerobics instructor for a year.

Sex with a super fit girl can be incredible.

I've slept with buxom, thick girls as well and it doesn't come close.

 

[BEER]

Couldn't even find a cute thick chick?

This is just celebrating mediocrity at this point. I was expecting a she-beast, and I get a woman with a painfully average flabby body (and you KNOW those titties are saggy as fuck as soon as the bra comes off) and an unfortunate face.

You see [but don't notice] women who look like her every single day. There is nothing physically special about her at all. She's not big enough to appeal to weird chubby-chasers. She's not muscular enough to appeal to guys who are into thick chicks. She's nowhere near pretty enough to pull off the "I'm cute but I'll drink beer and eat pizza with you" girlfriend thing.

She's just painfully average. The only people she appeals to are the kind of guys who say "anyone here would bang her if you argue you're a virgin or a ".

Pass.

 

[Zer]

Missed opportunity here by me..there are actual a couple of midget ISIS fighters. I've seen them on documentaries.

That must be horrifying to be one of their sex slaves and these little bastards walk in on you

tbh if I had to get gangraped by ISIS I'd prefer midgets. I'd like to think I'd see the funny side. Plus it's not like they're gonna put a serious dent in my ass

 

[BoxingFan653]

tbh if I had to get gangraped by ISIS I'd prefer midgets. I'd like to think I'd see the funny side. Plus it's not like they're gonna put a serious dent in my ass

My friend...

 

[Jimmy Jazz]

Id rather bang the tranny @Zer

 

[TidWell]

Molly Constable


She's definitely fat, but she's really not that ugly. She's probably better looking than most of your girlfriend's though.

Dam she looks like a real slut, my type of woman for sure, thick juicy and lets you get down and dirty probably gives that vacuum slurpy head, she aint fat to me, she is curvy with delicious tits and nice wide hips, does she got a fat ass too?

 

[Mpower]

Looks good to me.

 

[Sir Galahad]

First, a transgender woman.
Now, a fat woman.

What's next?

And liberalism destroys everything.