Elections Nikki Haley confused about cause of the civil war

Slaves: "Hey, can we have our freedom?"

Southern states: "No."

Slaves: "But, we are counted on census forms to ensure that southern states have more representation in Congress. Therefore, we are legally seen as people when it comes to the balance of power in Washington DC."

Southern states: "We want to use you to ensure we get more influence in Congress compared to the North, but that doesn't mean we want to give you any legal freedoms."

Slaves: "So, you are using slaves to manipulate your numbers to try to gain more political power in our nations's capital. That sounds like a catalyst for a conflict, possibly an armed conflict, between the states with and without slavery."

(Meanwhile 1.5 million Irish and German immigrants move to the US the decade before South Carolina leaves the Union. The majority move to the northern states. This increases their population compared to the southern states. The southern states see that they will have less influence in the House of Representatives due to their population not keeping up with the north).

Southern states: "We're out of here. That way, we can make all the rules. One big rule we will keep is slavery."
 
@OneOfOne @nostradumbass If the confederacy was so bad for slaves then why were there black confederate soldiers?
There were no black Confederate soldiers in combat. Only cooks, manual laborers, and things of that sort, and their participation was generally forced.

 
There were no black Confederate soldiers in combat. Only cooks, manual laborers, and things of that sort, and their participation was generally forced.

When it cpmes to slavery i do not believe nothing to hollywood or education system. That movie was perfect example of it with washington and freeman how they are attacking post and people are chearing them on
 
Slaves: "Hey, can we have our freedom?"

Southern states: "No."

Slaves: "But, we are counted on census forms to ensure that southern states have more representation in Congress. Therefore, we are legally seen as people when it comes to the balance of power in Washington DC."

Southern states: "We want to use you to ensure we get more influence in Congress compared to the North, but that doesn't mean we want to give you any legal freedoms."

Slaves: "So, you are using slaves to manipulate your numbers to try to gain more political power in our nations's capital. That sounds like a catalyst for a conflict, possibly an armed conflict, between the states with and without slavery."

(Meanwhile 1.5 million Irish and German immigrants move to the US the decade before South Carolina leaves the Union. The majority move to the northern states. This increases their population compared to the southern states. The southern states see that they will have less influence in the House of Representatives due to their population not keeping up with the north).

Southern states: "We're out of here. That way, we can make all the rules. One big rule we will keep is slavery."

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- A sherdogger that wants to stay anonimous, told me that he reads Nina Hartley every-time this threads pops up!:eek:

A lot of old divorced dudes who lurk these threads watch a lot of porn. It's not cool like when you were in college, it's just kinda sad.
 
holy shit this thread is still going.

anyways, after some banter in the meme thread lately, i've had a sudden revelation and figured out the real cause of the civil war. somebody put pineapple on a pizza.

chaos ensued. war quickly erupted. they ran the ramparts. they manned the airports. nikki haley took charge of security over at the nations capitol. and papa john's was churning out fresh freedom pies over in gettysburg at an alarming rate.
 
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