I was just in Walgreens to get some Sudafed (the good kind at the pharmacy) and there was a middle-aged couple in the diapers section having a slight argument about their kid's diaper brand or some chit.
Their slight argument turned into an all-out screaming contest - so much so that the employee working up at the front had come back to make sure nothing crazy happened. I was standing there waiting on my Sudafed and was on that Michael Jackson eating popcorn time and the lady, wearing her Juicy Couture looking tank top and hair in a messy bun, says to the guy, "Whatever that's why you can barely get your little dick up anymore and when you do it's over in a few seconds, threw a package of diapers at the guy and walked out mumbling to herself about how she don't need this chit in her life.
The guy stood there for a second and then put the diapers back on the shelf. I didn't laugh because I felt bad for him, but you could tell that some other patrons in the adjacent aisles were snickering. He ended up not buying anything and just walked out.
What would you do if you get into a fight like this in a store and your girl said this type of chit to you?