Never marry a psycho woman (story time)

I could have KO'd this guy easily. He was old, looked like he'd be sluggish in a fight with horrible head movement. He'd literally be unconscious in 10 seconds


Sounds like you could have given the guy some peace.

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Well unfortunately in that situation there's only one thing you can do... Kill her, burn the house down and make it look like an accident.
 
so you & your girl had a giant fight over diapers?
 
I was just in Walgreens to get some Sudafed (the good kind at the pharmacy) and there was a middle-aged couple in the diapers section having a slight argument about their kid's diaper brand or some chit.

Their slight argument turned into an all-out screaming contest - so much so that the employee working up at the front had come back to make sure nothing crazy happened. I was standing there waiting on my Sudafed and was on that Michael Jackson eating popcorn time and the lady, wearing her Juicy Couture looking tank top and hair in a messy bun, says to the guy, "Whatever that's why you can barely get your little dick up anymore and when you do it's over in a few seconds, threw a package of diapers at the guy and walked out mumbling to herself about how she don't need this chit in her life.

The guy stood there for a second and then put the diapers back on the shelf. I didn't laugh because I felt bad for him, but you could tell that some other patrons in the adjacent aisles were snickering. He ended up not buying anything and just walked out.

What would you do if you get into a fight like this in a store and your girl said this type of chit to you?
Shit, that was you in the blue shirt standing to the left of me. Sorry about that bro, she was on the rag that day.





But yes, my wife can be a big ol' fucking bitch sometimes too. I just need to bang her good again, but I dont want to, and can't do it without being drunk.
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Man, I remember I was in a similar situation like this with my ex, and it was then that I realized she was going to be my ex. I had just bought a house and took her with me to buy some home furnishings. She was literally snapping at me, and bitching at me at the whole time and I guess I got used to the treatment at that point because I thought nothing of it until I saw this older lady staring at us like "I can't believe this guy is letting his wife talk to him like that."

I still owe that old board a cold one for snapping me back to my senses.
 
They key is to always be willing to escalate the situation further than your wife so that she knows if she gets into a game of chicken, where it's all about who is willing to make more of a scene and cut deeper, she knows she will lose.

Or if it's too late, and you're the guy in the story, just say "yeah, your forgot to take some douche on the way out for your stank ass pussy. That's why my dick can't get hard and also why I try to finish ASAP."
 
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