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John Wang
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Story of your lifeEverything I say is based on a true story, I just sprinkle some retardation on it.
Story of your lifeEverything I say is based on a true story, I just sprinkle some retardation on it.
Everything I say is based on a true story, I just sprinkle some retardation on it.
I was just in Walgreens to get some Sudafed (the good kind at the pharmacy) and there was a middle-aged couple in the diapers section having a slight argument about their kid's diaper brand or some chit.
Their slight argument turned into an all-out screaming contest - so much so that the employee working up at the front had come back to make sure nothing crazy happened. I was standing there waiting on my Sudafed and was on that Michael Jackson eating popcorn time and the lady, wearing her Juicy Couture looking tank top and hair in a messy bun, says to the guy, "Whatever that's why you can barely get your little dick up anymore and when you do it's over in a few seconds, threw a package of diapers at the guy and walked out mumbling to herself about how she don't need this chit in her life.
The guy stood there for a second and then put the diapers back on the shelf. I didn't laugh because I felt bad for him, but you could tell that some other patrons in the adjacent aisles were snickering. He ended up not buying anything and just walked out.
What would you do if you get into a fight like this in a store and your girl said this type of chit to you?
They key is to always be willing to escalate the situation further than your wife so that she knows if she gets into a game of chicken, where it's all about who is willing to make more of a scene and cut deeper, she knows she will lose.
Or if it's too late, and you're the guy in the story, just say "yeah, your forgot to take some douche on the way out for your stank ass pussy. That's why my dick can't get hard and also why I try to finish ASAP."
This guy has the right idea!thats why i only date weak clingy girls who are terrified of me leaving them
Nah, Clippy is the Mayberry goat. Forum Sentinal is garbage imo.