My Wife May Have Inadvertently Invited a Guy Over to Our Place for a Date

Omegaboy13 said:
Had the gusto to go down in the annals of Sherdog infamy initially... But instead, this thread blew its wad all over our collective chests in post #1. Then, after failing to give us our climax, post #1 came back with a whiskey dicked boner, and tried to shove itself unlubed into our co-op owned vagina while we were sleeping, and began thrusting away withput even the courtesy of some clitoris stimulation.

I've been sitting here in my basement with a sock full of shampoo over a turgid erection... Waiting, just waiting, for the crescendo of this saga to give me what I deserve. But alas, I'll just be going to bed with an Herbal Essences scented groin.

I hate you TS, I really do. So much promise, wasted.
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Shampoo is one of the worst things to masturbate with. Besides like nails or sandpaper.
 
Rexual Chocolate said:
@Frank23 @RollSonnenRoll Work or shoot?
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TS should just show his wife this thread. LOL.

Also the other guy was a geek with a Deadpool T-Shirt? I'm 99% sure that he is a sherdogger who read the OP and threw away the flowers and chocolates he had bought for the date.

I'm leaving this thread satisfied.
 
so im not reading the whole thread but how'd we end up? We cool to date OP's wife or what?
 
eighterumg5 said:
Do I really need to be the first to ask the important question here?
what did you have for dinner?
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Ribs, corn on the cob, rice and then the cheesecake for dessert.

Water to drink. I wasn’t going to give this guy one of my beers just in case he is taking my wife to pound town behind my back.
 
The story may not be over.

A friend of mine back in the day invited the girl he was banging and her boyfriend and kids over to his house for a birthday party. He was banging the girl in the bathroom while her boyfriend was playing with the kids outside.

Just saying TS, we may need another playdate to know for sure.
 
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TheWorm said:
UPDATE:

So the play date and dinner ended about an hour and a half ago (8pm our time) and I’ve just been getting my son to bed.

Most of you are going to be pretty disappointed: nothing happened.

This guy knew I was in the picture all along evidently. We’ve apparently crossed paths at drop off in the mornings many times, we’ve just never spoken. He knew who I was because he recognized my son and daughter when I’d drop them off, but I never realized who he was because I can’t really distinguish any of the other children in my kids’ daycare. All 3 to 5 year olds are basically interchangeable from my perspective, so I didn’t know he was the father of my son’s close friend, because honestly until tonight I didn’t even know which kid she was (there were 16 children in the 4/5 year old room at the daycare).

He didn’t bring wine or flowers or anything, but he brought some pumpkin pie cheesecake for dessert. It was good, but now my wife is feeling a bit sick from it because she’s lactose intolerant.

The guy seems nice enough. He’s about 3 years older than me, and works in IT for some big crane manufacturing company. Kind of a geek, as he came wearing a Deadpool t-shirt. If I had to guess he could probably kick my ass if we got into a fight as while we were roughly the same height he looks more physically fit than me (I’m rocking a solid “dad bod”).

The kids had fun, it was a nice day so they played in the backyard in the sandbox I built for my kids at the end of August. Then they watched some paw patrol while My wife and I made dinner and the guy sat and just chatted with us. Afterwards they just played with my son’s paw patrol and Batman toys.

Discussions mostly focused on the kids, schools and a little bit about our respective careers.

I guess before closing off I’ll address some of the myriad questions I saw posed throughout the thread:

Q: Why would I let my wife invite a guy over for dinner without asking me first?
A: She did ask me, and I said that was fine.

Q: What would I have done if the guy had shown up with flowers and wine?
A: I don’t actually know. Part of me would want to laugh at my wife for failing to pick up on his interest, part of me would want to go all alpha-wannabe with the guy and tell him to beat it, and part of me would feel bad for the guy for humiliating himself like that, and also bad for my son because I know he’d never get to see his friend anymore as I doubt the dad would ever want to hear from us ever again.

Q: Why did I have an attitude of finding this hilarious instead of getting pissed at my wife or concerned?
A: 1. I trust my wife
2. My wife is book smart (she’s got a Masters in Immunology) but sometimes she can be a complete retard in social situations. For example, she dated a gay guy from age 14 to 16, and she never picked up on it.
3. She’s friendly, bashful, naive and gullible. Despite what many people here posted, my wife absolutely is the kind of person that would not realize that being nice to a person could be interpreted as flirting.
4. she honestly would be oblivious to a guy being thirsty for her, especially as she has a very low self esteem as she’s been diagnosed with depression since 2011, and she doesn’t think that she’s attractive or desirable in the first place.

Anyway, thanks everyone for coming along for the ride. Your posts were the blend of comedy and cruelty that I expected, and I enjoyed them. I know this isn’t the ending any of you wanted, and a part of me even feels a little disappointed too, because for a while there I thought I was about to live a real life episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm for an evening. One poster I saw speculated that this could end like season 4 of Game of Thrones or like season 8. Looks like I’m delivering a season 8 ending. Sorry guys.

And now our watch has ended.

{<shrug}
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Sounds like he was testing the waters, and thinks he can take her since he’s built better than you.

Keep an eye on this situation.
 
revoltub said:
The story may not be over.

A friend of mine back in the day invited the girl he was banging and her boyfriend and kids over to his house for a birthday party. He was banging the girl in the bathroom while her boyfriend was playing with the kids outaide.

Just saying TS, we may need another playdate to know for sure.
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This is the kinda shit I've been talking about. This is some real shit right here. Life is ruthless and women are always at the center of each nightmare. Chose your role wisely.
 
Omegaboy13 said:
Had the gusto to go down in the annals of Sherdog infamy initially... But instead, this thread blew its wad all over our collective chests in post #1. Then, after failing to give us our climax, post #1 came back with a whiskey dicked boner, and tried to shove itself unlubed into our co-op owned vagina while we were sleeping, and began thrusting away withput even the courtesy of some clitoris stimulation.

I've been sitting here in my basement with a sock full of shampoo over a turgid erection... Waiting, just waiting, for the crescendo of this saga to give me what I deserve. But alas, I'll just be going to bed with an Herbal Essences scented groin.

I hate you TS, I really do. So much promise, wasted.
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While i did shed a tear when i read these beautiful words i must wonder.. any relation to @Alphaboy
 
Khabib Fan said:
This is the kinda shit I've been talking about. This is some real shit right here. Life is ruthless and women are always at the center of each nightmare. Chose your role wisely.
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Its a cold cold world
 
TheWorm said:
UPDATE to be found at post #290
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So my wife and I have our 4 year old son and 2 year old daughter in daycare full time. Our routine is that I drop them off in the morning and she picks them up in the evening, as my wife starts work earlier than me, but is finished earlier. Our son had this 5 year old girl in daycare with him that was one of his closest friends, but she left at the end of August as she was starting kindergarten at the beginning of September.

My wife would often run into this girl’s dad at pickup time and they would shoot the shit a bit while the kids said their goodbyes. Before this girl left the daycare at the end of August my wife commented to the dad that our son was really going to miss his daughter and that we should arrange a play date for our kids so they could keep in touch, so she gave her phone number to the dad. Then August 31 came and went and our son’s little friend left the daycare, and we didn’t hear from her dad.

Fast forward four weeks and out of the blue the Dad texts my wife, and asks her how it’s going. She says good, and that our son misses his daughter a lot (which he does), and suggests a play date. Now normally you’d think that when a parent suggests something like that the implication is they mean meeting up at a playground or park, or maybe going over to the other person’s house for a short afternoon visit. Instead the guy suggests that they could come over for dinner, and he tells my wife that he has his daughter every Tuesday and Thursday, and every second weekend. Up until this point we had assumed that he was married and living with the girl’s mom. This was the first time we realized he was single.

In any event, my wife invited them over to our place for dinner tomorrow night. I asked my wife if she knows if this guy even knows that I’m in the picture, or if this could be a case where this guy’s operating under the assumption that my wife’s also a single parent, and that maybe this guy thinks my wife’s maybe been flirting with him all along.

I’ve been teasing my wife that this guy is going to show up thinking that this is some kind of double date between him and his daughter with my wife and our son. My wife dismissed the idea until tonight, she sent him a text message just to let him know that we have a dog (just in case of allergies or anything) and he wrote back a little joke “damn, that’s ruff”. My wife kind of stared at the message and then said “uh oh, maybe this guy does think I’m available or in to him”.

Frankly I find the whole thing hilarious and am kind of excited to see how the guy reacts when I come to the front door they arrive. Like what if he has flowers or a bottle of wine or some shit.

So what do you guys think? Does this guy think he’s coming over tomorrow night for a date with my wife, or is this all innocent and harmless and that the guy just has a somewhat peculiar notion for timing and venue for a play date?
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Housewives usually crave attention if they're not getting it at home, and you'd be surprised the level of attention a milf can get. They like the attention, even if they're married. Makes them feel young and appreciated. If you're wife is even semi attractive, I'd keep a close eye on her and hit it periodically just to make sure she doesn't wander. It's 2019 afterall, girls play the field just as much as guys.
 
TheWorm said:
Ribs, corn on the cob, rice and then the cheesecake for dessert.

Water to drink. I wasn’t going to give this guy one of my beers just in case he is taking my wife to pound town behind my back.
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Word of advice.............next time, Tacos, and not that Taco Bell lightweight shit either. Im talking some authentic La Cucaracha playing Mexican shithouse.

Nobody and I mean nobody will be thinking sexy time for the next 6 days.

<seedat>
 
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Medulla Omoplata said:
K thx, it's been a thing for a while just nice to know it's above board now
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Its been above board since day 1.
Only TS just joined the dinner table now.

He's in the "acceptance" phase of his tragedy cycle now.
Still a few more to go before the "stabby stabby - pew pew pew" stage.
 
Where’s the fkn update I’m on mobile and can’t see post numbers
 
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