My Wife May Have Inadvertently Invited a Guy Over to Our Place for a Date

[Dusty Rhodes]

Damn, too late to post this

The wifes friend and TS

 

[Khabib Fan]

This dude just primed the field. The wife has all angles covered.

I'd suggest you just keep believing their stories. It will be easier on you that way, Worm.

 

[davidlemonparty]

One last thing, @TheWorm
Pics of wife

 

[Steve Rogers]

God, this was anticlimactic as fuck.

That's what she said.

 

[Omegaboy13]

Had the gusto to go down in the annals of Sherdog infamy initially... But instead, this thread blew its wad all over our collective chests in post #1. Then, after failing to give us our climax, post #1 came back with a whiskey dicked boner, and tried to shove itself unlubed into our co-op owned vagina while we were sleeping, and began thrusting away withput even the courtesy of some clitoris stimulation.

I've been sitting here in my basement with a sock full of shampoo over a turgid erection... Waiting, just waiting, for the crescendo of this saga to give me what I deserve. But alas, I'll just be going to bed with an Herbal Essences scented groin.

I hate you TS, I really do. So much promise, wasted.

 

[Steve Rogers]

Had the gusto to go down in the annals of Sherdog infamy initially... But instead, this thread blew its wad all over our collective chests in post #1. Then, after failing to give us our climax, post #1 came back with a whiskey dicked boner, and tried to shove itself unlubed into our co-op owned vagina while we were sleeping, and began thrusting away withput even the courtesy of some clitoris stimulation.

I've been sitting here in my basement with a sock full of shampoo over a turgid erection... Waiting, just waiting for the crescendo of this saga to give me what I deserve. But alas, I'll just be going to bed with an Herbal Essences scented groin.

I hate you TS, I really do. So much promise, wasted.

You, sir, are a poet.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

@Frank23 @RollSonnenRoll Work or shoot?

 

[Khabib Fan]

God, this was anticlimactic as fuck.

Still a fun thread. One of Sherdog's top ones for the year!

This dude didn't know how much of a ruckus he'd cause on the internet from texting your wife.

Just imagine the texts between the dude and the wife. Shit must be funny AF.

 

[Ying Li]

OP - time to get on TRT and hit the gym. ASAP

 

[smooth assassin]

He probably found out you were a sherbro and wanted no smoke

 

[Jack Reacheround]

If I had to guess he could probably kick my ass if we got into a fight as while we were roughly the same height he looks more physically fit than me

Good thing we got that information. I had a feeling this was just an innocent misunderstanding, but one can hope. I haven’t read much more of the thread, but I’m guessing all the conspiracy theorists on sherdog are still convinced your wife is banging him.

Here’s something I see a lot on here. “Women know when guys want to bang them.” No. No they don’t. That’s you projecting onto them what you would think if you were a woman. But you are not a woman. They think completely differently than men. Just like when your girlfriend or wife says “If you loved me, you wouldn’t ____” insert your one activity in the blank. That’s women projecting their thought process into men.

 

[dog y]

IMO wife got the D.
From "friend".

 

[Jack Stevonovich]

It's time to get your kid a doctors outfit and the accoutrements for Halloween and his next play date.

 

[zapataxiv]

dam ts you cold. Hard working single dad takes time out of his day to bring pie and and entertain your family and you won’t even let the wife blow him.

Where’s this Canadian hospitality I have heard so much aboot

 

[blackdudebro]

Damn, that's ruff.

Damn...

 

[eighterumg5]

 

[blackdudebro]

Ahahaahhahahah!!!!! Damn!

 

[eighterumg5]

Do I really need to be the first to ask the important question here?
what did you have for dinner?

 

[Phlog]

16 Kids in the 4/5 age classroom seems too big for that age.

Should have a max capacity of 12 kids in a classroom for that age.

Maybe it's time to talk to your wife about moving your kids from the daycare due to teacher/student ratio, rather than flirty dads.

It's daycare not a classroom and they probably have 4 kids per carer.

 

[loyalyolayal]

This was like a Jordan Peele movie. The hype was strong. That's it.