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I was once having a pizza picnic with my family in the park. I saw two little homeless looking boys there. There was some pizza left so I got it and went to give it to the boys. The boys saw me coming at them and got afraid. They started running so I started running after them yelling "pizza". They started running faster and so did I. Then I realized they probably didn't want any pizza and stopped.
If want true story replace word pizza with word penis.
I ain’t never had a kid run from me if I was offering pizza.