My UFC poem

[Raksas]

show penes

 

[KYS]

Ban.

 

[C0NCH3TO]

it was a good read bruh... 7/10

 

[Lukn4trbl]

You copied that shit from Shakespeare, didn't you?

 

[Rod Farva]

Solid.
Edgar Allen Poe

 

[Fight Professor]

I'm Conor McGregor. Who the fuck are you?

Well I'm glad you asked.
I'm your next monumental task.
Call me Rufus because I'm about to make your empire crumble.
From my earthquaking hook, it will make the crowds rumble.
Float like a butterfly, hit like Tyson.
I got the strength of the All American Bison.
That left they say is “the kiss of death” please,
you haven't seen a real American breed.
A combo of the world's greatest.
My team is the smartest and latest.
What could you have to possibly show?
I’ll hit you with the jab high and low.
Your skills of movement and power are shit.
Damn, I can’t wait to make you cry and quit.

P.S. I am not the author

 

[ralphus1]

Don't quit your day job.

 

[JT RIPPER]

My poem:

Roses are red
As I see with my glasses
And I really like watching
People whoop asses

 

[LongDongSilver]

i knew when clicked this thread it would blow

Cause TS is gayer than a bag of dicks covered in a rainbow

so here we are after a chuckle n a laugh

its time to exit n get back to mma math

so spark ya blunts n drink ya beer

n neva eva forget OP is a queer !!


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bars homie !!

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[Ignicious]

It was like watching a strongman singing I will always love you.

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

I'll share my song I wrote. Imagine nu metal with rap verses and a singing chorus

Meet me in the cage
My mom gives me rage
One of these days
I'm gonna go insane

Another shitty day for me
Need to watch some ufc
Knock him out tap him out
break his leg shout shout shout

Chorus

Take your fucking hands off me
Why Can't i just be me
I don't want to fight with he
Unless he wants to ufc

UFC
AHHHHHH
UFC
AHHHHHH

Rip him into pieces

 

[Johnnny]

There once was a cunty leprechaun named Conor,
Who hid being gay until he found MMA,
In a gym called SBG were others just like he,
There a manlet with T-Rex arms who'd defend his honor,
For this faithful cocksucker his asshole did pucker,
In his bum and his tum came the Russian hammer,
"Nice and flowy, Artem" was all he could stammer,
To his lil daisy, "ye never cease to amaze me"

 

[theTKDguy]

 

[Bowel-forged Stool]

This is a nice change of pace! This one really resonates with me!

Most modern poetry (rap music) is about things I cant afford or can't obtain, like drugs and sex!

 

[sissypunch]

Roses are red
Jon Jones Loves coke
If you buy every pay per view
your gonna be broke

So take it from me
if you don't wanna pay
the day after the fights
visit the pirate bay.

 

[Franklin U.]

Don't quit your day job.

OMG - what is that ?

 

[Franklin U.]

Roses are red
Jon Jones Loves coke
If you buy every pay per view
your gonna be broke

So take it from me
if you don't wanna pay
the day after the fights
visit the pirate bay.

Quick, sharp and some whit.
Me likes

 

[[insert_name_here]]

 

[Flokk]

Pretty good read, thanks TS.

 

[BTard]

I'd rather watch old people fuck than read that again.