MMA What's you're greatest give a shit/

I'm allergic to cats, after the divorce everybody got cats, now I can't visit anyone. Isn't life peculiar. This thread is taking a sad tone, somebody mowed my lawn, I have allergies, I laid down in the lawn and made a green snow angel, I don't wanna buy girl scout cookies, I want to donate some artwork. My best friend Jim died a week ago yesterday, he was 57, collapsed bringing beer over after work, liver and kidney failure, lost consciousness laid out on a picnic table. He was cook in the Navy, and I never let him forget it. Here's to you Jim. They called him the Senator in prison. Yeah, I'll find a way to get coffin varnish today. I'll call people I don't call back. I haven't done mushrooms since high school. Godbless, Should we sticky this? ..Nosferatu, I have you dvr-ed again, no cards for you. As a wise old black drag queen told me, baby, if you can't be just, be arbitrary. Power corrupts, absolutely. Some fucking asshole stole my wedding ring. What kind of dick steals a wedding ring. There's gotta be a beer, I'll be back in a
 
I'm gonna go get a bottle of bourbon. This thread will read better.
 
Drunken Meat Fist said:
I'd fuck aDonald Trump Asian in a Bakersfield on Cinco de Mayo reading three shades of ney.

I picked up a phone one minute ago, she slaps my head, I never answer, she kisses my neck and she has big titts.shes not good in bed. No sense of humor. You gotta fucking know me. When you walk in seven minutes into Btokeback Moutain and you go to take a piss and there's there's a July 2005 Playboy by Norman Mailer Monroe. I got a few beers a couple loaves for dollar bread, an old fat dog and a gorgeous little thief shit down in the rain. ...She's a //// all my fy fiends why don't you fuck this girl, she's a 5'2 porn star and she loves you, ...Fucking idiot, that's why she wants to fuck me, dummy.

There was a black man in Montana. I touched him to see if he's real. 3rd Grade my teacher was a Jewish Dwarf, Slaybaugh, her folks died in the holocaust. I had Swastickas and Japanese Zeroes and cassette tapes of all in the family and The Streets of San Francisco. I got kicked out of third grade for being an anti sympathizer. It's one of the many things I honestly wish I could take back. I did make honor roll and fell madly in love with Leslie Mercord. I told her in our twenty year reunion. Sshe said, no you didn't, I said you moved to Hawaii and I cried for six weeks. She said damn it, I did move to Hawaii. Why didn't you tell me.

I had a shitty hair cut and I kept getting thrown out arts day. Brenda Bindy had her period in white pants and I scooped her up and ran her to the nurse's office. I was screaming and slapped the teacher on the way out across her face, I couldn't understand why everyone was mild and quiet, fucking idiots, lemmings, there's a sniper, someone shot Brenda in the vagina. You worthless death fuckers. I'll see you all at the goddamn reunion.

Life might be on the line, but it's 1976
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I think this is great, but it's kinda hard to admit it because he is administrator, so I guess this sucks.
 
minuet

Mommy....

a platinum membership for the person who an elle king video, seasick steve, haim or the platters. AM radio is talking about florida debbie wasserman and republicans, I'm not in the mood for this shit, republican Danny Troier added his thoughts. i wonder what melted cheese tastes like on a girl scout waffer. I wonder if they could do an episode of Bar Rescue Home Rescue edition. I wanna drink with John Taffer, ..."yell at me Johnny, I'm gonna throw some sludge on my floor, have you seen my oven, you know Cupid, draw back your bow, please hear my cry for I love a girl who don't know I exist ...cupid. let your arrow fly.
 
Last time I gave you money DMF you spent it all on scratch off tickets and gasoline. An hour later you were banging on my door threatening to burn down the shed. But I knew you wouldn't do it. Thats where we keep the porn. I can give you another $5 dollars but you have to know it was hard earned. Just look at my knuckles. I've been saving up for some new knee pads.
 
Richie's got cocaine. A plat for the guy who remembers "I don't do drugs, I am drugs.

Thanks for the Hunter pic, I have a framed picture of Hunter on his boat the Humdinger with a giant marlin. It's over my lamp and once in a while a drunk girl will lean in ask who it is, I say it's me dummy Key West '84, Laura Linney took the picture, get back in bed.

I did talk to Hunter on the phone one time, I had a bass player friend who knew him at the Woody Creek bar, his mom lived down the road and ate breakfast with him he left a message and he called me back. He said "Hey, Tom whatsup. Whats goin on over there in Montana. What's it look like outside." I could only laugh wtfuck. It's dark. my nipples are ...the fuck? what the fuck ...too much ibogain. dead at 67. dammit. I do need a beer. Thanks for playing. I'm not the most likeable guy but I'll be wearing red pants at the re-onion.
 
Drunken Meat Fist said:
Richie's got cocaine. A plat for the guy who remembers "I don't do drugs, I am drugs.

Thanks for the Hunter pic, I have a framed picture of Hunter on his boat the Humdinger with a giant marlin. It's over my lamp and once in a while a drunk girl will lean in ask who it is, I say it's me dummy Key West '84, Laura Linney took the picture, get back in bed.

I did talk to Hunter on the phone one time, I had a bass player friend who knew him at the Woody Creek bar, his mom lived down the road and ate breakfast with him he left a message and he called me back. He said "Hey, Tom whatsup. Whats goin on over there in Montana. What's it look like outside." I could only laugh wtfuck. It's dark. my nipples are ...the fuck? what the fuck ...too much ibogain. dead at 67. dammit. I do need a beer. Thanks for playing. I'm not the most likeable guy but I'll be wearing red pants at the re-onion.
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I have a portrait of that man tattooed on my left arm. True story.
 
Richie's got strong pot. Hey, one of these things is true.

A. I have pink flowered panties on my head under a cowboy hat I keep moving out of my eyes. Keesha's panties.

B. My feet are on an orange lawnchair

C. I'm eating a block of hard cheese

D. I slept with Sally Struthers in Las Vegas in 1989
and your heart's a brand new sun, for you know it's really love.
 
..... the eggplant will salute the pigeons?
 
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