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Cold Gin time again, that was close to 76, Steve Martin King Tut, the bicentennial. I'm gonna put on Johnny Horton, turn off AM radio. I think I'm gonna give away memorabilia today. I have an oreo cookie, just the top, it's when my dad beat my mom unconscious. I'm thinking...eleven dollars, consider trades for bolts for a off-white oblong toilet set. That shit's cold on the ass with no seat, and deep. Guy random punches Shia LeBoufe, what did he ever do to you.
 
You're the Ido Portal of writing. Most impressive.

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You guys should all send me money, I need to get drunk, I save my beer tabs for children's cancer. True shit, or I give them to a girl with big tits who teaches kids and she says I can change the whirld with my proclivity, I do what I can, free the children. Hold on. I can call K.C. my Vietnam bud, I'll take in my cans, that's a case of beer, a Slim Jim and some cracked pepper sundflower seeds. I won't have to peddle my tasty ass at Conoco until the afternoon. I haven't even watched Game of Thrones yet. Fuck it's good to be the admin, wait til they see me at the class re-onion.
 
Drunken Meat Fist said:
I'd fuck aDonald Trump Asian in a Bakersfield on Cinco de Mayo reading three shades of ney.

I picked up a phone one minute ago, she slaps my head, I never answer, she kisses my neck and she has big titts.shes not good in bed. No sense of humor. You gotta fucking know me. When you walk in seven minutes into Btokeback Moutain and you go to take a piss and there's there's a July 2005 Playboy by Norman Mailer Monroe. I got a few beers a couple loaves for dollar bread, an old fat dog and a gorgeous little thief shit down in the rain. ...She's a //// all my fy fiends why don't you fuck this girl, she's a 5'2 porn star and she loves you, ...Fucking idiot, that's why she wants to fuck me, dummy.

There was a black man in Montana. I touched him to see if he's real. 3rd Grade my teacher was a Jewish Dwarf, Slaybaugh, her folks died in the holocaust. I had Swastickas and Japanese Zeroes and cassette tapes of all in the family and The Streets of San Francisco. I got kicked out of third grade for being an anti sympathizer. It's one of the many things I honestly wish I could take back. I did make honor roll and fell madly in love with Leslie Mercord. I told her in our twenty year reunion. Sshe said, no you didn't, I said you moved to Hawaii and I cried for six weeks. She said damn it, I did move to Hawaii. Why didn't you tell me.

I had a shitty hair cut and I kept getting thrown out arts day. Brenda Bindy had her period in white pants and I scooped her up and ran her to the nurse's office. I was screaming and slapped the teacher on the way out across her face, I couldn't understand why everyone was mild and quiet, fucking idiots, lemmings, there's a sniper, someone shot Brenda in the vagina. You worthless death fuckers. I'll see you all at the goddamn reunion.

Life might be on the line, but it's 1976
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This is brilliant.
How you post like a G, everyone.
10/10
 
Drunken Meat Fists breath smells like cat food.
 
I'd take a hundred posts on the front page just like OP's over a hundred Conor threads, any day.

That OP, it's a narrative work of art.
The verbal Garden of Earthly Delights. (if you don't know it, Google it and look for at least five minutes)
 
Drunken Meat Fist said:
I'd fuck aDonald Trump Asian in a Bakersfield on Cinco de Mayo reading three shades of ney.

I picked up a phone one minute ago, she slaps my head, I never answer, she kisses my neck and she has big titts.shes not good in bed. No sense of humor. You gotta fucking know me. When you walk in seven minutes into Btokeback Moutain and you go to take a piss and there's there's a July 2005 Playboy by Norman Mailer Monroe. I got a few beers a couple loaves for dollar bread, an old fat dog and a gorgeous little thief shit down in the rain. ...She's a //// all my fy fiends why don't you fuck this girl, she's a 5'2 porn star and she loves you, ...Fucking idiot, that's why she wants to fuck me, dummy.

There was a black man in Montana. I touched him to see if he's real. 3rd Grade my teacher was a Jewish Dwarf, Slaybaugh, her folks died in the holocaust. I had Swastickas and Japanese Zeroes and cassette tapes of all in the family and The Streets of San Francisco. I got kicked out of third grade for being an anti sympathizer. It's one of the many things I honestly wish I could take back. I did make honor roll and fell madly in love with Leslie Mercord. I told her in our twenty year reunion. Sshe said, no you didn't, I said you moved to Hawaii and I cried for six weeks. She said damn it, I did move to Hawaii. Why didn't you tell me.

I had a shitty hair cut and I kept getting thrown out arts day. Brenda Bindy had her period in white pants and I scooped her up and ran her to the nurse's office. I was screaming and slapped the teacher on the way out across her face, I couldn't understand why everyone was mild and quiet, fucking idiots, lemmings, there's a sniper, someone shot Brenda in the vagina. You worthless death fuckers. I'll see you all at the goddamn reunion.

Life might be on the line, but it's 1976
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Here we come with the tldr folks.

I, on the other hand, feel that the OP needed to be longer.
But that's a personal thing for DMF to work on
 
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