MLB Season Thread: Diablos Rojos Super Team

[Revolver]

GOATani may be the goat degenerate now. Hopefully his degeneracy doesn’t get his dad killed though.

 

[Corona]

Lmao at Yacanmoto getting lit up. Might end up being the WOAT Japanese pitcher of all time. Dodgers shouldve brought Hideo Nomo out of retirement instead.

 

[Corona]

Also lol at losing 4.5 mil. That can must’ve been taking advice from Krusty.

 

[Jonathan Utah]

 

[helax]

Eating $52 worth of that shit in the picture? Do that twice in a season and RIP

 

[Corona]

Lmao at whoever set that pic up

 

[DW=HERO]

Shohei should be banned for life
The dodgers forfeit 60 games
Angels removed from the league

 

[Pliny Pete]

This pretty much guarantees we're winning the division this year

 

[HereticBD]

LOL @ Ohtani getting that special treatment.

If he was named Shang Wung and he wasn't the best two position player of all time, his career would be over.

The whole thing is a joke. Induct Pete Rose to the HOF already, you clowns.

 

[GSP_37]

Shohei's too smart to gamble. He's already got tons of money, the hot wife, the puppy, the USA driver's license.

How is Ippei worth $500k per year?

I watched the whole game late last night. Shohei and Yoshinobu will be new besties and both will thrive post-Ippei. They said Kenta Maeda's former translator was reassigned to Shohei.

 

[Revolver]

Lmao @ all the cans that want goatani immediately suspended without knowing all the details. Let it be investigated first. Good thing there’s something called due process.

 

[Jonathan Utah]

Huge if true.

 

[helax]

Huge if true.

Lol @ murdered under mysterious circumstances. Yeah huge mystery that one

 

[Pliny Pete]

Huge if true.

Craziest part of this story is that people are still using bookies in 2024

 

[GSP_37]

Yesterday this Rockies pitcher Freeland had a comebacker shoot right into his mitt perfectly, then later another comebacker and he somehow back kicks it and it ends up going to the 1B for the out.

 

[My Spot]

Time to reinstate Pete Rose.

 

[Corona]

I’m sure Ohcani had no involvement or knowledge about this and this illegal bookie was perfectly fine letting some guy who’s not worth anywhere near 4.5m ring up a tab that large

 

[Pliny Pete]

Time to reinstate Pete Rose.

 

[Pliny Pete]

I’m sure Ohcani had no involvement or knowledge about this and this illegal bookie was perfectly fine letting some guy who’s not worth anywhere near 4.5m ring up a tab that large

 

[HereticBD]

Oh', I don't think that Ohtani press conference is going to age well...