Martin Shkreli Juror Selection

[JudoThrowFiasco]

Heard about that on a music podcast on my way to work, hilarious.

 

[machidafan99]

New Yokers are masters of ducking jury duty

 

[Gregolian]

New Yokers are masters of ducking jury duty

This is literally one of the best ones I have ever heard:

"Sir, do you know anything about the case or the defendant?"
"He did it"
"Sir... the defendant is a female"
"He did it"
"You're excused"

 

[AviatorShades]

I don't follow rap culture but I thought the wu wang bow wow thing turned out to be a friendly hoax.

 

[D3thr0n3d K1ng]

Skrilli don fvked up when he dissed da Wu Tang Clan.

 

[K1levelgrappler]

I see a presidential run in his future. Dude would crush GOP primaries so hard.

 

[Prutfis]

 

[Bloodworth]

You cannot let the general dumb public be a part of a guilty not guilty justice system.
You cannot let the general dumb public make important decisions like who to elect president.
That is why democracy is in debt to China

 

[Quipling]

You cannot let the general dumb public be a part of a guilty not guilty justice system.
You cannot let the general dumb public make important decisions like who to elect president.
That is why democracy is in debt to China

Are you arguing against the jury system and democracy? That's a bold stance.

What's your alternative solution?

 

[Shael]

Protect ya neck

 

[dontsnitch]

Wait, that's real?

 

[Wadtucket]

Martin Shkreli is an Albanian success story (www.albaniansuccesstories.com) so I support him wholeheartedly

Albandulillah

@Rex Kwon Do

 

[Quipling]

Wait, that's real?

It's being reported as such. I don't have access to the original transcript.

 

[dontsnitch]

It's being reported as such. I don't have access to the original transcript.

There is a longer transcript here that someone forwarded to me, but I actually thought it was a joke. It seems like it's real after all.

https://harpers.org/archive/2017/09/public-enemy/

 

[TheComebackKid]

Somewhere Ghostface is having a good laugh