Martin Shkreli Juror Selection

[Quipling]

So, because there were several periods in which we didn't talk about Martin Shrelki, I was worried that the case against him was a #nothingburger #witchhunt.

Of course, the investigation continued apace, and the jury ruled against him in the end. But the jury selection process, for which the transcript was released to the public, was fantastic. Over 200 jurors were excused from the trial. Here's how the first went:

the court: The purpose of jury selection is to ensure fairness and impartiality in this case. If you think that you could not be fair and impartial, it is your duty to tell me. All right. Juror Number 1.

juror no. 1: I’m aware of the defendant and I hate him.

benjamin brafman: I’m sorry.

juror no. 1: I think he’s a greedy little man.

the court: Jurors are obligated to decide the case based only on the evidence. Do you agree?

juror no. 1: I don’t know if I could. I wouldn’t want me on this jury.

the court: Juror Number 1 is excused.

Juror No 59: “Your Honor, totally he is guilty and in no way can I let him slide out of anything because – ”
. . .
The court: “All right. We are going to excuse you, sir."
Juror No 59: “And he disrespected the Wu-Tang Clan"

Here are some highlights:
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/aug/17/martin-shkreli-trial-jurors-wu-tang-clan

 

[Fawlty]

I thought this thread was satire at first. That's hilarious.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Wu Tang, bitches

 

[Exception]

They gonna smoke that fool.

 

[Long Dark Blues]

Haha.

 

[hillelslovak87]

We find the defendant so super guilty.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Please let him be found guilty of being a punchable douchebag

 

[SaiWa]

Is there anyone in this War Room who is on the side of this piece of shit???

 

[Strychnine]

He disrespected Wu-Tang Clan?!?

Fleece Johnson is gonna ask him..

"Oh, you don't know about prison "love"?

Spoiler

 

[Quipling]

Is there anyone in this War Room who is on the side of this piece of shit???

Yeah. Couple people defended him in this thread.

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/martin-shkreli-convicted-faces-up-to-20-years-in-prison.3589957/

 

[VivaRevolution]

Wu-Tang clan ain't nothing to fuck with.....

 

[HomerThompson]

So, because there were several periods in which we didn't talk about Martin Shrelki, I was worried that the case against him was a #nothingburger #witchhunt.

Of course, the investigation continued apace, and the jury ruled against him in the end. But the jury selection process, for which the transcript was released to the public, was fantastic. Over 200 jurors were excused from the trial. Here's how the first went:





Here are some highlights:
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/aug/17/martin-shkreli-trial-jurors-wu-tang-clan

LMAO, "He disrespected the Wu-Tang Clan.". Amazing.

 

[HomerThompson]

 

[SaiWa]

Yeah. Couple people defended him in this thread.

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/martin-shkreli-convicted-faces-up-to-20-years-in-prison.3589957/

Oh yeah there are a few retards in here... can't believe I forgot about that thread...

 

[P4p Islam]

Is there anyone in this War Room who is on the side of this piece of shit???

Hans gruber, sniper, kone, thunderflash, teppodama, and hereticbd.

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

Wu Tang Clan ain't nuttin' ta fuck wit

 

[HIMBOB]

Oh yeah there are a few retards in here... can't believe I forgot about that thread...

Calling him a shining example of American capitalism?

Stop hating you dirty commies.

 

[Teppodama]

Hans gruber, sniper, kone, thunderflash, teppodama, and hereticbd.

I don't believe I have every supported that dude. Shitty person, punchable face, smug douchebag attitude. But please by all means, copy up what I apparently posted that supported him and prove me wrong.

Edit: Hmmm looked through that topic

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/martin-shkreli-convicted-faces-up-to-20-years-in-prison.3589957/

Didn't even post in it Ham.

 

[Badger67]

Martin didnt even protect his neck before entering the gravel pit.
The wu tang clan has never been much to fuck with, and the judge's 36 chambers that he will meditate on the verdict shall be done on the wu block section of north america, he was all about the dolla dolla bill ya'll but none of his cream can protect him from the ghostface killah of his past.

 

[Gregolian]

"He disrespected Wu Tang"

LOL