Make up a Clippy-esque thread title

[Horse Style]

"I farted and it was wet. But why do my pants smell like cabbage?"

 

[Luger]

I just saw a pigeon salute an eggplant.
Is that normal?

 

[trolololol]

"My wife got mad when I made a pillow fort."

 

[Tycho- Taylor's Version]

[insert overthought detail of Canadian domestic life here]

 

[Anung Un Rama]

Just lost an argument to myself

 

[koolinkunming]

[insert overthought detail of Canadian domestic life here]

Loved that snowblower thread.

 

[odog]

"I dropped my hammer and now my toe hurts."

"Something something fried chicken."

 

[Dinotective]

"my wife's friend is divorcing her husband for forcing their cat to blow him"

 

[Mike]

"I accidentally bought bubble bath instead of body wash"

"I just bought chicken nuggets.... chickens don't have nuggets I'm confused"

"I got fired from my job for spending 7 hours of my shift on sherdog"

 

[koolinkunming]

"my wife's friend is divorcing her husband for forcing their cat to blow him"

No, that one was me.

 

[Pliny Pete]

You just don't "get" Clippy.

Hes this generations Andy Kaufman

 

[Tycho- Taylor's Version]

"I just bought chicken nuggets.... chickens don't have nuggets I'm confused"

 

[koolinkunming]

"I accidentally bought bubble bath instead of body wash"

"I just bought chicken nuggets.... chickens don't have nuggets I'm confused"

"I got fired from my job for spending 7 hours of my shift on sherdog"

".....and now I keep foaming up when I sweat fml"

 

[Zeroinnes]

My favorite color used to be purple but yesterday I started liking turquoise more. Is that wrong?

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

Got kicked out of the zoo today for singing to the monkeys

 

[loyalyolayal]

No, that one was me.

You're both canadians. That counts.

 

[Milgrim]

I just realized my thumbs are different sizes. What should I do guys?

 

[koolinkunming]

You're both canadians. That counts.

Hey, fuck you, buddeh!

 

[Osculater]

Does my house block uv radiation, so should I wear sun block indoors?

 

[loyalyolayal]

Hey, fuck you, buddeh!