Lets take a moment and pray

TS, I'm not a believer yet but feel strangely comforted by your prayers and want to thank you for your efforts. If sacrifices are necessary then so be it, and indeed the JBG should start with spiteful, loose-lipped posters, ill-wishers and nay-sayers. Bless you.
 
If this fight ends up being a boring affair, may the JBG just kill everyone.

Amen.
 
O MMA gods, thou art cruel and giving and we mortals live by thy choices.

We implore thou holiness and blood thirstiness to manifest the forthcoming bout between Tony and Khabib

We recognize thou ultimate power and complete dominance in this holiest of realms

We offer ourselves as humble fans, willing to endure hangovers and gout for our excess, to please you, to bare the fruit of blood sport, the ultimate test between two humans, to be great for you, as us, to be the fans you deserve as your greatness is unchallenged and unquestioned in our mortal sphere.

We have sinned in the past and have lost this fight due to our challenged piety, but we have been led astray! We seek you to lead us to the light, to the holy land, to the canvas splattered in the blood of the world's great warriors.

Doth art omnipotent and we are ants. Please hear our humble plea and deliver Tony and Khabib to the cage healthy and on weight.


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Amen.


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Blasphemy if you young whippersnappers get your dream fight. I want to get mine ice cold vs the Iceman.
 
O MMA gods, thou art cruel and giving and we mortals live by thy choices.

We implore thou holiness and blood thirstiness to manifest the forthcoming bout between Tony and Khabib

We recognize thou ultimate power and complete dominance in this holiest of realms

We offer ourselves as humble fans, willing to endure hangovers and gout for our excess, to please you, to bare the fruit of blood sport, the ultimate test between two humans, to be great for you, as us, to be the fans you deserve as your greatness is unchallenged and unquestioned in our mortal sphere.

We have sinned in the past and have lost this fight due to our challenged piety, but we have been led astray! We seek you to lead us to the light, to the holy land, to the canvas splattered in the blood of the world's great warriors.

Doth art omnipotent and we are ants. Please hear our humble plea and deliver Tony and Khabib to the cage healthy and on weight.


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Amen.
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Momma Pacquiao curses you for worshiping too many gods
 
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