Just heard an animal(s) in my attic

[IloveTHIS]

Laying in bed watching the JRE with Ben Askren, when out of nowhere I hear a slight scratching noise coming from the ceiling. I shrug it off at first, but it keeps going. I grab a chair and pinpoint the area it is loudest and listen while standing on the chair. It gets much louder, something is REALLY scratching away up there, and I believe I even heard it bumping into shit. This was alarming because I got the impression it has to be decently sized, not a mouse, to cause noise bumping into something.

It keeps going louder and louder until I finally thud the ceiling with my fist.

I hear MULTIPLE tangos dart away in different directions.

Fuck my fucking life. I dont need this shit.

 

[Estemachine]

Rats

 

[Zer]

JRE attracts small rodents. Put that shit on hold and they'll leave eventually

 

[BisexualMMA]

 

[MescalineDreams]

don't be a pussy

 

[loyalyolayal]

That's just @Medulla Omoplata fapping while you sleep.

 

[blackdudebro]

Damn.

 

[Seano]

Laying in bed watching the JRE with Ben Askren, when out of nowhere I hear a slight scratching noise coming from the ceiling. I shrug it off at first, but it keeps going. I grab a chair and pinpoint the area it is loudest and listen while standing on the chair. It gets much louder, something is REALLY scratching away up there, and I believe I even heard it bumping into shit. This was alarming because I got the impression it has to be decently sized, not a mouse, to cause noise bumping into something.

It keeps going louder and louder until I finally thud the ceiling with my fist.

I hear MULTIPLE tangos dart away in different directions.

Fuck my fucking life. I dont need this shit.

Mice or rats. Possibly squirrel.

 

[supnmunm]

Burn the house down just to be safe

 

[Boomb]

You were in bed with Ben Askren?

 

[BearGrounds]

Do not disappoint him.

 

[90 50]

Mice or rats. Possibly squirrel.

Raccoons also.

All of the above will look for warmer shelter when cold

 

[IloveTHIS]

Im thinking about going up there with a high powered pellet gun or painball gun while wearing a motorcycle helmet and jacket for protection

 

[HARRISON_3]

My guess is it's a possum

 

[IloveTHIS]

My guess is it's a possum

its a two story house though so like how tf would it have gotten up there

 

[BillytheFish]

Laying in bed watching the JRE with Ben Askren, when out of nowhere I hear a slight scratching noise coming from the ceiling. I shrug it off at first, but it keeps going. I grab a chair and pinpoint the area it is loudest and listen while standing on the chair. It gets much louder, something is REALLY scratching away up there, and I believe I even heard it bumping into shit. This was alarming because I got the impression it has to be decently sized, not a mouse, to cause noise bumping into something.

It keeps going louder and louder until I finally thud the ceiling with my fist.

I hear MULTIPLE tangos dart away in different directions.

Fuck my fucking life. I dont need this shit.

Holy shit I feel like Im there with you

 

[loyalyolayal]

Sootsprites

 

[HARRISON_3]

its a two story house though so like how tf would it have gotten up there

It's been there the whole time.

 

[Zookeeper Gabe]

Squirrels cause lots of house fires by chewing on wires, I would go up there today and give it a look. If you can do it, have your parents hire a pest control company that does nuisance wildlife removal.

I can only assume you live in your parents basement.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

That's just @Medulla Omoplata fapping while you sleep.