Jokes you have heard that are so horrifically bad, they are good

[Horse Style]

Earlier today, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer died at age 53. While flying over Barcelona, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747.

Witnesses say that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

-Colin Mochrie, Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Spoiler

The joke isn't bad at all but fuck you, I felt like posting it anyway

 

[Darth_Inv1ctu5]

How do you know how heavy a chilli pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now....


I'll get my coat...

This is astonishingly bad lol

Is a hand job by a mute person considered a blowjob?

 

[Gazwald]

English/Greek joke I made up;

Did you hear about the Mexican prostitute who worked in Greece?

She played the malakas.

 

[Goodfella86]

 

[Higus]

English/Greek joke I made up;

Did you hear about the Mexican prostitute who worked in Greece?

She played the malakas.

How do they separate the boys from the men in Greece?
With a crowbar

 

[Jack Reacheround]

What causes pedophilia?




Sexy kids.

Told to me by my good friend Wayne who is now dead.

 

[neverwas]

do you hear about klu klux knievel?
tired to jump 17 black people in a steamroller.

im gonna get slaughtered now.

 

[Goon Dog]

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere ...

Did you know the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cook in Greece ...

 

[bufetadanacara]

You know why you can't trust atoms?

They make up everything

 

[Strange King]

what do a priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a lil behind

 

[Stargazer Rex]

How do you know how heavy a chilli pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now....


I'll get my coat...

Get your coat and get the fuck out of here.

 

[Gutter Chris]

Theres a dude getting head from and old lady and a tight rope walker and they are both thinking the same thing what is it






















Dont look down


Some trucker told me that years ago and it has been my fave bad joke ever since

 

[GODZILLA213]

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs trying to swim?

Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Mat



Does Mat/Bob wear boxers or briefs?

Depends

 

[Eazy123]

A blind man walks into a bar

 

[Grob]

What kind of bees make milk?



Boobies.

 

[Headkicktoleg]

Two guys walk into a bar

You'd think the second guy would have ducked.

 

[j123]

lawshuit

ipad

 

[Bob Gray]

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs trying to swim?

Bob

What do you call a Hispanic lady with no legs?

Consuelo

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an Umbrella??



Fo Drizzle