He's always been a loser and has always been a drag on our family. My brother has done nothing but try to help him get his shit together but the little dweeb just doesn't know how to do anything but watch anime and porn online. My Niece got married and had her reception at my brother house. Of course there was lots of drinking. I thought its would be a good occasion to educate my ignorant liberal family about our potus, so i made a very good speech about and what real american should be like,etc. Some liberal pussy tryed to stop me but im a pretty smart guy and pretty cool for my age (I am 49 by the way). So i shots back at him with some clevers insults like "fuck you, deez nutz, got eeem" at this point the liberal surprisingly grew a pair and tried to get physical with me , ofc not to brag but i am a trained fighter, so i went with a beautiful jump into guard and secured a standing guillotine on my opponent. Shit was super tight and the dude was turning grape-purple.it's was like the best fight my nephew has ever seen in his entire miserable life. but my weeb of a nephew decided to snitch on me and tell my wife. She told me i was not allowed to watch UFC anymore and if i doesn't find a job before the month is out she's leaving with the kids.
what could i do to teach him how to be a man and not act like such a little bitch?