I'm putting my nephew on blast.


I'm reporting @Macalpinerules for being a puss cake and not fighting Johny Hendricks like he promised us he would.

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Your nephew is a known loser around these parts. Put that fat fuck in a guillotine next time you see him.
 
I'm reporting @Macalpinerules for being a puss cake and not fighting Johny Hendricks like he promised us he would.

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I heard the Macalpinrules set a 278 lb weight limit, and Hendricks couldn't make it. Sorry buddeh, but I'm gonna hafta report you for slandering Macalpinrules. Fair is fair.
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The heavies is such a bottomless pit...
 
He's always been a loser and has always been a drag on our family. My brother has done nothing but try to help him get his shit together but the little dweeb just doesn't know how to do anything but watch anime and porn online. My Niece got married and had her reception at my brother house. Of course there was lots of drinking. I thought its would be a good occasion to educate my ignorant liberal family about our potus, so i made a very good speech about and what real american should be like,etc. Some liberal pussy tryed to stop me but im a pretty smart guy and pretty cool for my age (I am 49 by the way). So i shots back at him with some clevers insults like "fuck you, deez nutz, got eeem" at this point the liberal surprisingly grew a pair and tried to get physical with me , ofc not to brag but i am a trained fighter, so i went with a beautiful jump into guard and secured a standing guillotine on my opponent. Shit was super tight and the dude was turning grape-purple.it's was like the best fight my nephew has ever seen in his entire miserable life. but my weeb of a nephew decided to snitch on me and tell my wife. She told me i was not allowed to watch UFC anymore and if i doesn't find a job before the month is out she's leaving with the kids.

what could i do to teach him how to be a man and not act like such a little bitch?

Says your in Canada so not even American - you can't talk about POTUS, you backward fucking savage.
 
I heard the Macalpinrules set a 278 lb weight limit, and Hendricks couldn't make it. Sorry buddeh, but I'm gonna hafta report you for slandering Macalpinrules. Fair is fair.
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Macalpinrules is just awful, because of your support of such terribleness I have to report you. {<shrug}
 
He's always been a loser and has always been a drag on our family. My brother has done nothing but try to help him get his shit together but the little dweeb just doesn't know how to do anything but watch anime and porn online. My Niece got married and had her reception at my brother house. Of course there was lots of drinking. I thought its would be a good occasion to educate my ignorant liberal family about our potus, so i made a very good speech about and what real american should be like,etc. Some liberal pussy tryed to stop me but im a pretty smart guy and pretty cool for my age (I am 49 by the way). So i shots back at him with some clevers insults like "fuck you, deez nutz, got eeem" at this point the liberal surprisingly grew a pair and tried to get physical with me , ofc not to brag but i am a trained fighter, so i went with a beautiful jump into guard and secured a standing guillotine on my opponent. Shit was super tight and the dude was turning grape-purple.it's was like the best fight my nephew has ever seen in his entire miserable life. but my weeb of a nephew decided to snitch on me and tell my wife. She told me i was not allowed to watch UFC anymore and if i doesn't find a job before the month is out she's leaving with the kids.

what could i do to teach him how to be a man and not act like such a little bitch?

beautiful.
 
He's always been a loser and has always been a drag on our family. My brother has done nothing but try to help him get his shit together but the little dweeb just doesn't know how to do anything but watch anime and porn online. My Niece got married and had her reception at my brother house. Of course there was lots of drinking. I thought its would be a good occasion to educate my ignorant liberal family about our potus, so i made a very good speech about and what real american should be like,etc. Some liberal pussy tryed to stop me but im a pretty smart guy and pretty cool for my age (I am 49 by the way). So i shots back at him with some clevers insults like "fuck you, deez nutz, got eeem" at this point the liberal surprisingly grew a pair and tried to get physical with me , ofc not to brag but i am a trained fighter, so i went with a beautiful jump into guard and secured a standing guillotine on my opponent. Shit was super tight and the dude was turning grape-purple.it's was like the best fight my nephew has ever seen in his entire miserable life. but my weeb of a nephew decided to snitch on me and tell my wife. She told me i was not allowed to watch UFC anymore and if i doesn't find a job before the month is out she's leaving with the kids.

what could i do to teach him how to be a man and not act like such a little bitch?

what's it like when you try so hard to be funny, but its just not funny?

you're defintely a trained fighter, cause only someone with significant brain damage would think to post this on sherdog.
 
TS you forgot to mention the part where you started TRT a month or two ago, never felt better, and have been acting strangely aggressive and agitated lately.
 
He's always been a loser and has always been a drag on our family. My brother has done nothing but try to help him get his shit together but the little dweeb just doesn't know how to do anything but watch anime and porn online. My Niece got married and had her reception at my brother house. Of course there was lots of drinking. I thought its would be a good occasion to educate my ignorant liberal family about our potus, so i made a very good speech about and what real american should be like,etc. Some liberal pussy tryed to stop me but im a pretty smart guy and pretty cool for my age (I am 49 by the way). So i shots back at him with some clevers insults like "fuck you, deez nutz, got eeem" at this point the liberal surprisingly grew a pair and tried to get physical with me , ofc not to brag but i am a trained fighter, so i went with a beautiful jump into guard and secured a standing guillotine on my opponent. Shit was super tight and the dude was turning grape-purple.it's was like the best fight my nephew has ever seen in his entire miserable life. but my weeb of a nephew decided to snitch on me and tell my wife. She told me i was not allowed to watch UFC anymore and if i doesn't find a job before the month is out she's leaving with the kids.

what could i do to teach him how to be a man and not act like such a little bitch?

You sound poor.
 
I don't see a problem here... Sounds like just a regular family meeting to me.
 
Hang on was it dragonball z? Because if it was he's not a loser. If it was any other anime he definitely is.
 
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