Mrs. Garcia had the thickest ass I'd ever seen in my young life. For whatever reason she was really into Johnny Depp/edgelord shit and even had his poster in the classroom behind her desk. (from the sweeny todd movie) So I knew she was a freak. 17 year old mind was boggled so much my grade dropped.
Fast forward a couple of years and I run into her one night as I'm leaving the student union at my college. She had picked up an assistant teacher position for some side cash and was taking her books and what not back to her car, so I offered to help carry them. I knew it was my only chance so just as I was done loading them I hurriedly blurted out something to the effect of "You wanna hang out sometime?"
She had this comical reaction, and looked at me as if I were a child (I was) and bid me goodnight.
her loss tho
hell yeah but i graduated in 08 so she hasnt aged much. she was a chargers cheerleader before she became my teacher
this is from her facebook from back then
this is now
i wouldnt hesitate for a second, id give her the best 43 seconds of her life
that was so unfair to put her in front of a bunch of horny 16/17 year olds and expect us to pay attention to biology.
i didnt give a fuck though, i would draw a big ass heart with "Pwent+ms.(teacher)" on the white board or on the back of my homework. or id add my own questions to the test, like if the page went to question 15. under it, id write question 16, "pwent + ___= <3 a. ms. teacher b. megan foxx" etc. and always answer whatever is me and her
she would always laugh and say she was flattered and to keep doing it
then one day, i was lifting alone with the wrestling team after school and i had my shirt off, all sweaty and flexin. one of the freshman was like "pwent ms.teacher is here asking for you" i thought he was joking but i walk over and shes at the door smiling. i get nervous and excited and flex as hard as i can walking over to her. then i walk outside and shes there with her handsome ass husband. like im not even gay and i was like "damn". she introduced me and said she just wanted to know if the weight room was open for everyone, so her husband can lift while shes grading papers after school. i was so disappointed, like how the fuck was i supposed to compete with that guy... AND he was a fireman. i never really recovered from having my hopes dashed like that
Yeah they were. We just never heard about it before because there wasn't a 24 hour news cycle and social media.
See people? This is what you look like when you stare at the monitor taking selfies. Take a breath to steady yourself. And peep the fucking flashy flashy.
Good storytelling with the spoiler, thought she'd be one of those that completely let go. W00d.hell yeah but i graduated in 08 so she hasnt aged much. she was a chargers cheerleader before she became my teacher
this is from her facebook from back then
this is now
i wouldnt hesitate for a second, id give her the best 43 seconds of her life
that was so unfair to put her in front of a bunch of horny 16/17 year olds and expect us to pay attention to biology.
i didnt give a fuck though, i would draw a big ass heart with "Pwent+ms.(teacher)" on the white board or on the back of my homework. or id add my own questions to the test, like if the page went to question 15. under it, id write question 16, "pwent + ___= <3 a. ms. teacher b. megan foxx" etc. and always answer whatever is me and her
she would always laugh and say she was flattered and to keep doing it
then one day, i was lifting alone with the wrestling team after school and i had my shirt off, all sweaty and flexin. one of the freshman was like "pwent ms.teacher is here asking for you" i thought he was joking but i walk over and shes at the door smiling. i get nervous and excited and flex as hard as i can walking over to her. then i walk outside and shes there with her handsome ass husband. like im not even gay and i was like "damn". she introduced me and said she just wanted to know if the weight room was open for everyone, so her husband can lift while shes grading papers after school. i was so disappointed, like how the fuck was i supposed to compete with that guy... AND he was a fireman. i never really recovered from having my hopes dashed like that
My super hot French teacher would be about 40 now and I would 100% say yes.
