If you were dana for 1 week what would you do ?

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  1. DannyYag

    DannyYag White Belt

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    1) OneFC style ban of weight cutting
    2) now that weight cutting is done it’s time to restructure weight classes to natural weights
    135, 145, 160, 175, 190, 210, 225 and 225+ (heavyweight). Obviously those are ranges so if tyron or till want to cut fat/mass down to 190 he can fight there but if they want to chill at a 200 pounds they can weight in at 200 to fight in the 219 (middleweight) class.
    3) Two female weight classes with banned weight cutting - under 130 and 130-150. Sign only 10-15 women MAX in each of the 2 classes that are actually entertaining to watch (Rose, Valentina, etc). No decision/boring female fighters which will not be allowed.
    4) Fire USADA and bring it back to pre-USADA drug testing done by the UFC or the commissions pre and post fight which brings me to the next point
    5) Hire only good judges/refs that you know have a proven track record of good decisions. Increases judges to 5 good judges that are re-used a lot.
    6) Anybody within .4 of a pound is rounded down and allowed. Shouldn’t be much of an issue since no weight cutting.
    7) Buy Bellator, allow sponsorship of other companies for athletes to make more money, fire boring Bellator fighters coming in and keep only good ones.
    8) stricter penalties for missing weight.
    9) put on the obvious fights we all want to see.
    10) Bang arianny celeste and every ring card girl I can find then transfer a bunch of money to my account and resign as president of UFC before Dana becomes Dana again.

    /thread
     
  2. Sage NorthGOAT

    Sage NorthGOAT The OG Double Champ

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    Id bury $100Mil in Sage NorthGOAT's backyard
     
  3. TheLinguist

    TheLinguist Purple Belt

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    Wear a blonde wig and fire anyone that doesn’t call me Britney.

    At a press conference I would denounce feminism as a mouth piece for dykes and fat people.
     
  4. youllneverwalkalone

    youllneverwalkalone Blue Belt

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    Hell yeah :)
     
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  5. Clementine

    Clementine Green Belt

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    Put a line of cocaine on my willy, and see how badly all the ring girls wanna keep their jobs. <Dana05>[​IMG]
     
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  6. det_regnar_på_vår_kärlek

    det_regnar_på_vår_kärlek Brown Belt

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    Get rid of USADA. Pride rules.
     
  7. ANIM4L

    ANIM4L Brown Belt

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    bang all the rings girls at the same time
     
  8. DLX

    DLX Bloodstained white belt

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    I'd bang all the ring girls, sale my position for 500m, and buy a private island to spend the rest of my days on.

    But I guess that's why I'm not a promoter.
     
  9. Deceasedxo

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    Transfer all his money to me.
     
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  10. Fight Professor

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    Make a large donation to me from Dana.
     
  11. Dana_is_your_GOD

    Dana_is_your_GOD Banned Banned

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  12. ScoopSubMMA

    ScoopSubMMA Brown Belt

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    I was going to post but I can't top this one. /thread for any 'What you do if...' post.



     
  13. DopeZach

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    Eat pizza rolls
     
  14. Eater of Souls

    Eater of Souls Guardian of the Gate

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    Spend some time learning how to promote good fighters instead of just those who talk shit.
     
  15. TheIrishPsycho

    TheIrishPsycho Whiskey Belt

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    Nobody will be able to tell
     
  16. loyalyolayal

    loyalyolayal Gold Belt

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    Jon Jones vs Conor. I would spend all of Dana's $500 million net worth on cocaine to persuade Conor to take the fight.

    Cut off my penis in the last second at a scheduled press con before I transfer back to my normal self.
     
  17. Jokke

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    Have sex with the ring girls
     
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  18. Nurse Joy

    Nurse Joy Lover, fighter, cut man,nurse, aspiring chef.

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    1. Ban stupid shit talking.
    2. Title shots based on record/merit
    3. Mma fighters with beer guts have to wear a rash guard in the cage.
    4. Every time a fighter prays, or thanks a diety/god for their win, they have to give 1000$ to their coaching staff.
     
  19. Bestonian

    Bestonian Can't be assed with grammar

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  20. Beta Wolf

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    EVERY time they pray? That's like, $5000 a day for Khabib.
     
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