If you were dana for 1 week what would you do ?

[reddhelium]

send me all his money or maybe a fraction so that it isn't so noticeable in cash but then i don't know how i'd justify it to the IRS

we think alike.

 

[Shogun Sakuraba]

I'd kill myself while being Dana n front of a PPV UFC audience in the most gruesome way possible, probably seppuku with Dana's shittiest sword.

But first I'd try to go full Weinstein with Mackenzie Dern.

 

[GreatSaintGuillotine]

Get DJ a contract to fight TJ for 1 mil

Start the process of moving 170 to 175 and add 165.

Announce that every fighter has always been my friend

 

[kehmesis]

1. Rework weight classes: 135, 145, 155, 165, 175, 185, 195, 215, Heavyweight (unlimited).
2. Work on implementing ONE FC's weight cutting rules. Move all champions one division higher (Mighty Mouse would be 135 champ and TJ Dillishaw 145 champ, etc).
3. Sign Ben Askren.

 

[Your Salad]

Blow and hookers.

 

[MPD-Psycho]

send me all his money or maybe a fraction so that it isn't so noticeable in cash but then i don't know how i'd justify it to the IRS

Maybe an alternative is to hire the real you for an overpaid do nothing job sweet gig.

 

[GTS]

Vigorously pork the Octagon Girls.

 

[GTS]

Blow and hookers.

Fuck Yeah!!

 

[billharford]

buy a medieval tower just 10 min away from my town and pay in advance for my own mausoleum.

 

[Turtlejuice]

I'd troll the fuck out of Sherdog.

 

[Dana_is_your_GOD]

Bang arianny

 

[billharford]

I'd troll the fuck out of Sherdog.

So basically you wouldn't do a damn thing different

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

Ditch Reebok
Ditch USADA
Send WMMA back to Invicta
Scrap mens flyweight
Do everything possible to re-legitimize the belts
Start on heavy doses of blood pressure and weight loss meds and Rogaine

 

[Shaddows]

I would meet with Jon Jones and Anderson Silva, guys who have vast experience in buying blue pills and will sign them for the fight they want (outside US, so the AC can't cry) and in return they provide their stash of pills... then I would do what @AtaTheCrow wrote below.

what is all this shit!
If i was Dana for 1 week, i would fuck all the ring girls in the world!
Yes for one week, there are helluva drugs out there

 

[StayCranked]

put more females than males on all main cards just to watch Sherdog burn

 

[kiley_sean]

- Hire Ariel back, frame him for a "me too" sex scandal and then fire him. He'll never be heard of in public again.

- Khabib vs. Askren

- Conor vs. Duffy II

- Nick Diaz vs. Matt Brown


And for the Master Stroke:

- Have an impromptu press conference where I will admit to using TRT and other PEDs over the years. And because Lorenzo is no longer my boss, I'll implicate him as the initial "pusher". Just as I'm wrapping up the press conference, I will also implicate Joe Rogan as also being on the same "gear". A reporter will ask, "Are you saying that Joe Rogan is also on PEDs?". To which I answer, "Are you fuckin' kidding me? Have you seen the size of that fucker's skull?!".
"PED-Gate" is now born and results in many "me TRT too" scandals popping up on the daily for years to come...

 

[cburm]

Fix the mma rules and judging no more 5k dollar fights the minimum is now 35k everyone and fans are happy sport is the biggest thing since mike tysons era

 

[FloydMayweatherMMA]

Spend all his money and install Ariel as his boss.

 

[IcemanFan75]

I'd wire all of his money to my bank account.

 

[Kryptt]

GSP vs Yoel Romero.

Fixed that for you!