If you were dana for 1 week what would you do ?

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  1. reddhelium

    reddhelium Brown Belt

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    we think alike.
     
  2. Shogun Sakuraba

    Shogun Sakuraba Green Belt

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    I'd kill myself while being Dana n front of a PPV UFC audience in the most gruesome way possible, probably seppuku with Dana's shittiest sword.

    But first I'd try to go full Weinstein with Mackenzie Dern.

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  3. GreatSaintGuillotine

    GreatSaintGuillotine You may not like what I say but it's the truth. Platinum Member

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    Get DJ a contract to fight TJ for 1 mil

    Start the process of moving 170 to 175 and add 165.

    Announce that every fighter has always been my friend
     
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    kehmesis White Belt

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    1. Rework weight classes: 135, 145, 155, 165, 175, 185, 195, 215, Heavyweight (unlimited).
    2. Work on implementing ONE FC's weight cutting rules. Move all champions one division higher (Mighty Mouse would be 135 champ and TJ Dillishaw 145 champ, etc).
    3. Sign Ben Askren.
     
  5. Your Salad

    Your Salad Blue Belt Platinum Member

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    Blow and hookers.
     
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  6. MPD-Psycho

    MPD-Psycho Silver Belt

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    Maybe an alternative is to hire the real you for an overpaid do nothing job sweet gig.
     
  7. GTS

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    Vigorously pork the Octagon Girls.
     
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  8. GTS

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    Fuck Yeah!!
     
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  9. billharford

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  10. Turtlejuice

    Turtlejuice Free Wang

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    I'd troll the fuck out of Sherdog.
     
  11. Dana_is_your_GOD

    Dana_is_your_GOD Gold Colored Name

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  12. billharford

    billharford 181 Likes

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    So basically you wouldn't do a damn thing different
     
  13. Only Here for Attachments

    Only Here for Attachments I'm on the prowl... for sexy attachments!

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    Ditch Reebok
    Ditch USADA
    Send WMMA back to Invicta
    Scrap mens flyweight
    Do everything possible to re-legitimize the belts
    Start on heavy doses of blood pressure and weight loss meds and Rogaine
     
  14. Shaddows

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    I would meet with Jon Jones and Anderson Silva, guys who have vast experience in buying blue pills and will sign them for the fight they want (outside US, so the AC can't cry) and in return they provide their stash of pills... then I would do what @AtaTheCrow wrote below.

     
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  15. StayCranked

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    put more females than males on all main cards just to watch Sherdog burn
     
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  16. kiley_sean

    kiley_sean It's all in the reflexes

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    - Hire Ariel back, frame him for a "me too" sex scandal and then fire him. He'll never be heard of in public again.

    - Khabib vs. Askren

    - Conor vs. Duffy II

    - Nick Diaz vs. Matt Brown


    And for the Master Stroke:

    - Have an impromptu press conference where I will admit to using TRT and other PEDs over the years. And because Lorenzo is no longer my boss, I'll implicate him as the initial "pusher". Just as I'm wrapping up the press conference, I will also implicate Joe Rogan as also being on the same "gear". A reporter will ask, "Are you saying that Joe Rogan is also on PEDs?". To which I answer, "Are you fuckin' kidding me? Have you seen the size of that fucker's skull?!".
    "PED-Gate" is now born and results in many "me TRT too" scandals popping up on the daily for years to come...
     
  17. cburm

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    Fix the mma rules and judging no more 5k dollar fights the minimum is now 35k everyone and fans are happy sport is the biggest thing since mike tysons era
     
  18. FlloydMayweatherMMA

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    Spend all his money and install Ariel as his boss.
     
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    I'd wire all of his money to my bank account.
     
  20. Kryptt

    Kryptt Dead Belt Platinum Member

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    Fixed that for you!
     
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