I got punked by a dog on the road

[Clippy]

Driving up a road with houses and the like, you know - a road. Fucking big dog comes out, I thought it was a pocket deer at first but it was a kind of fatish dog with a dad bod. Walked out and stopped in front of my car and got close and I couldn't see him. I'm like "Fuck, I'm not about killing a dog today" and I couldn't see it but it kept popping up in front of the car - it was fuckin with me hard but I had to get it out of the way - didn't want to risk runnin it over.

I got out of the car and came up to the dog and it ran into some yard. I was pissed and wanted to fight the people who lived there but I hear honking and see people are jammed up because I left my car running and parked with the door open in the middle of the road. I yell out "Sorry there was a dog!!" but there was no dog to be seen so people thought I was crazy.

I got got hard but this fuckin mutt. And I know I'll live on without ever achieving satisfaction or revenge

 

[elreece]

sure it wasnt a shetland pony

They rocking a sweet dad bod

 

[Horse Style]

Getting punked by an imaginary dog, huh. Just another adventure for '@Clippy In Wonderland'

 

[Clippy]

Getting punked by an imaginary dog, huh. Just another adventure for '@Clippy In Wonderland'

It was a real dog I just have no proof, pictures or witnesses

But what kind of shit owners lets their dogs run wild on the streets like that

 

[DrVanNostrand]

It was a real dog I just have no proof, pictures or witnesses

But what kind of shit owners lets their dogs run wild on the streets like that

Hispanics
Ask @Jack Reacheround

 

[Horse Style]

Imaginary Hispanics
Ask @Jack Reacheround

Fixed

 

[ralphc1]

It was a real dog I just have no proof, pictures or witnesses

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Hispanics
Ask @Jack Reacheround

It’s everybody. Not just Hispanics.

 

[Slobodan]

Oh @Clippy

 

[j123]

Found the dog

Pre-USADA

 

[Striderx5]

@Clippy

 

[Clippy]

@Clippy

It's great

 

[fallable]

The dog was trying to get you to follow him. There was some emergency in progress that needed your assistance. You could have been famous @Clippy. You could have been on Good Morning America.

 

[rocketskates]

Go back to the Sherdog alternate universe please

 

[Clippy]

The dog was trying to get you to follow him. There was some emergency in progress that needed your assistance. You could have been famous @Clippy. You could have been on Good Morning America.

I had to go home and eat old pizza, I don't got time for none of that

 

[fallable]

I had to go home and eat old pizza, I don't got time for none of that

Now that poor dogs family are going to think he is a failure.

 

[loisestrad]

there was no dog to be seen so people thought I was crazy.

Sure, blame it on the imaginary dog.

 

[SmilinDesperado]

How can you call yourself a man?
That dog is probably balls deep in your woman right now.
Woof'd

 

[Leonard Haid]

Great anecdote - you got a flair for those - but when you wrote on the last line that you got hard...that kinda came out of nowhere.

 

[Horse Style]

Great anecdote - you got a flair for those - but when you wrote on the last line that you got hard...that kinda came out of nowhere.

He's not saying he got an erection. He's saying the dog owned him badly