I got a friend request.

[HELMER]

Klien helmer?

Really doubt it's actually helmer klein of sherdog yore.

It's him.

It's the real Helmer

No, its Helmer --- this thread is hilarious

yeah you guys i swear it's really me...

honest!

it's so funny that the guest of honor haven't appeared itt after 6 pages.

Where u at, HELMER?

When's Helmer gonna come post in this thread?

this very instant!

A guy named Helmer sent me a friend request today. I now have 3 Sherdog friends!! cinturão**, NerfKnees and the newest friend Helmer!!! what a great day!

edit: discuss

hi snowbro

i remembered that you were an armorer and thought it would be sweet to be friends with an armorer

are you still doing your projects?

anyway, i hope you've been well!

Helmer. interesting.

thanks man

He friends everyone.

i was actually quite selective when i sent the requests

you earnt it

Add me as a friend......... so I can ignore it. Yeah, its like that.

you rascal!

he sent me one two years or so ago when I went on hiatus. I come back and he leaves me a message.

hello motorboat jones

i remembered that you raised fowl and i thought it would be sweet to be friends with a fowl raiser

anyway, happy new year!

he has like 60 pages of friends lol

now flights of angels sing them to their rest, budday...

I'm surprised he only sent you a friend request on one of his accounts

Usually he bombards you with requests from his fake Helmer friends (Spoiler Alert: They're all Helmer)

Incoming helmer alt friend requests.

I'm friends with Helmer and several of his alternate accounts.

I've opened the flood gates

I have Helmer, Enson Inoue, and Bec Rawlings.

And around five Helmer alt accounts.

Beat my meat.

oh jeez not this again...

listen, there's no need for posturing

you well know that you could very now take out any amount of money and make that bet

but you won't

so stop posturing

let's all just relax and have a nice time

lol

Oh we can add friends on here? I must have loads of friend requests, damn I didn't know.

sadly i believe the friend feature is gone

Kickboxing montage video looms

Wait until you see his handstand pushups.

[Yt]SBQBS3p74Cs[/MEDIA]

One of the best things I've seen the OT produce

hahaha!

that was a fun time

Yeah, the guy is very 'friendly'. We should all accept his request.

thanks!

huh, Helmer is on my friends list too.

Seano i've always admired your measured and knowledgeable commentary

can i buy you a meatball sandwich?

Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect this helmer guy doesn't really want to be my friend.

i actually sent the requests quite selectively

i definitely want to be your friend

Helmer friended me too. Lol

i did it and i never looked back boss

I thought I was special

you are special

only very small percentage of users here received these requests

This actually is thread worthy. For some odd reason Helmer is adding everyone and their mother. Need to get to the bottom of this.

i'm trying to foster fellowship and collegiality within our online community

 

[HELMER]

Someone should star a Friends of Helmer social group on here.

great suggestion

i really like that idea

must have lots of free time friending everyone.

it's very nice to have leisure time

and how better to spend it than bringing people together?

Mutha fuckin Helmer time

hahaha hi AGGA!

happy new year, my friend!

He's my friend too, and that means we're all acquaintances. Anybody want to go catch a movie and maybe get some Chinese?

i think a forum get together could be really fun

a fight might even break out!

On my profile, I have eight straight messages from Helm being asked to welcome his minions.

the great news is another one of the irl Helmer Friends is soon to join our community

Does he want to see how freakin thick, solid, and tight you'll get?

honestly i'd like to see everyone here max their pump and swell their thick

Lol @ people accepting friend requests from a dude they don't know.

Yeah it's not Facebook, but still...

you think it's risky?

Slim Kelly for mod.

'lee dat

I got my ***** Bobby Boulders and Bukowski. That's all you really need.

they're great guys

that's for sure

I'm friends with Helmer so I'll join.

awesome!

thank you!

He added me, and we talk occasionally; he seems nice. He has 602 friends.

thanks for your kind words, friend!

Don't do it, Helmer is the biggest weirdo on this site.

that wasn't very nice, charlotte

He sent me a request as well. I accepted.

Would .

Did .

Helmer & Banchan friends 4 ever !

Incoming Friend Requests
The following members want to be friends with you:
HELMER's AvatarHELMER
Accept selected friend reque

The following members want to be friends with you:
HELMER

I actually came here to post why I didn't get his friend request after reading all the post. What do you know? I must have missed it. My 4th Sherdog-friend.

*Go Accepts*

Right on cue

After I read this thread (did not have any responses) Helmer befriended me.
I was feeling really down that everybody was friend with Helmer but not me.
Helmer must have sensed it and he requested me. I feel blessed
Thank you Helmer, thank you.

" Would you like to be my friend? "

Yeah, uh, no creep.

hmm

not the result i was hoping for

nevertheless, may your new year be blessed

So you're telling me that the first friend request I've ever gotten is a sham?

it wasn't a sham i promise you can trust me

Helmer is the "Tom" of Sherdog

Hahaha

?

Gripping stuff.

i thought so

I'm friends with him too. I wrote some stuff about Monkey Island, he wrote some stuff about Monkey Island. Then he sent a friend request.

Seems like a friendly guy.

I got a friend request from that user too, since I'm such a friendly fucker I accepted.

thanks guys

But what's the point of having friends in here really. Doesn't give you any benifits like in real life

it actually does though

 

[HELMER]

Notsureifserious. You can always count on someone in your friends list if you need a personal favor. I have dozens of friends that have added me and I'm pretty sure every single one of them would take a bullet for me.

definitely

0 friends is where it's at.

lucky you

WTF, I'm friends with him too.

But who the fuck is Tent Lemon?

Tent Lemon is one of the irl Helmer Friends

OMG OMG OMG, he just PM'ed me

"I promise you can trust me"

I'm creeped out. Where do I apply for a Sherdog restraining order?

This guy probably trains UFC and can have his way with me.

sorry for the scare!

i promise i won't hurt you!

And here I was thinking he sent me a friend request because I'm such a nice guy.

Jolomies, that is PRECISELY why i sent you a friend request!

Wish I had sherdog friends cross over to real life.

one easy fix is bringing in friends from real life

that's exactly what i've done wit' The Helmer Friends!

I got a message from Helmer telling me I should leave StephanieB alone. How should I proceed?

lol i hope poor stephanie is getting along better with her lover these days

Ignore him, or ask him what Slim Kelly thinks about the situation.

I'm starting to think Helmer IS StephanieB

stephanie looks pretty cute i'd like to meet her

Helmer is a sincerely nice, generous person.

thank you Nonsense!

i hope you've had a wonderful holiday season!

HELMER deleted me as a friend and then sent me another request.

joeschmo.gif

i hate to do it but i have to own this one

i had someone in my ear on that, and i made the wrong call

i genuinely, unequivocally and without qualification, apologize

He has really left this place in disarray lmao

now it's time for the healing to begin

I have accepted my fate as Helmer's friend.... I'll have to see what happens.

all will be revealed...

Also, have a friend request from Helmer, but haven't accepted or denied it yet. It's been about a week.

:Your Notifications: 1: sits up there in the corner of my screen haunting me.

it's never too late...

I also added him. I think it's best if you all add him.

(Just kidding, Helmer. Please don't turn my skin into a lampshade)

i promise i won't turn your skin into a lampshade

Helmer is the man

He's a cool lovable guy.

Oh, Helmy.

He was well funny.

Helmer's quality.

He's a great dude. He turned me on to South Park years ago and i just wanted to give him a shout out wit' a South Park reference included.

Heil Helmer!

All hail Helmer!

Glory be to you! You have been friendzoned by the Helmed one!

Helmer bless

Helmer is my good friend.


Helmer Bless

hahaha!

thanks guys!

Pretty sure this is how Jonestown got started.

don't worry i'm trying to build a force for good

Remember to accept it as well. Maybe Helmer is some crazy billionaire that is gonna send everyone money who accepted his friend request when he dies.

Don't look at me funny. It could happen. Either that or we're all on his serial killer hit list.

who've you been talking to?

He seems friendly enough. Bit strange, but friendly. Definitely an online amigo of mine.

hey good to see you!

Helmer is on my friends list as well. Also, if that's Helmer in the video, I wouldn't want to get kicked by him.

ha i appreciate that!

i did that video as a spur of the moment thing

tbh i look at it and cringe, i hadn't trained in years when i made that

Maybe Helmer is prepping to run for US President in 2016.
He can't be any worse than the clowns that are currently leading their respective primaries, so he's got my vote.

Helmer for President 2016 !!

what an honor!

I've definitely had requests from all Helmer accounts over the years. But sometimes I can't keep track of all of these alts anymore.

I get messages and friend requests from people with new accounts every few months saying shit like "what's up bro! It's been a while" or "I'm back, good to see you around still." Honestly I just stopped asked these people who they were. I figure they'll just get banned again in three months anyway.

hi TeTe

i've always admired your posting, but i've only ever contacted you from my own account

I just got a PM where he said that it wasn't a sham. And that I'm a good poster.
I'm no PC Principal but that's good enough for me...

cheers, friend

 

[PRIDEWASBETTER]

It's a MySpace reference. Tom was everybody's friend. The universal good guy.

 

[HELMER]

Helmer's good people


I like this thread, too

Helmer friend checking in.

I love this thread and I don't really know why ps I'm drunk.

Dear Lord Jesus in heaven I got a friend request as well!

it's that kind of a PARTY!!!

HELMER is neither your:

Buddy,
Friend, or
Guy












But he is a rat:

how dare you!

i kno is he says he's a dean ambrose fangirl
and i can live with that bc ambrose looks damn fine in jeans
and when he wears those tight tshirts
yeah

Well, this is the first cult I've joined. I look forward to the multiple wives and ritual killings. Can't wait!

we're all going to have so much fun together!

It was around the same time with some thread, some poster was willing to eat deodorant and punch himself in the nuts on video tape, just so that the OT would think he was cool.

Did they think you were cool or not?

i must have missed that one

but that guy sounds pretty cool to me

Ask and you shall receive...

I've been buds wit' Helmer since 1996.

So there.

what up Augustina

thanks for stopping by

So Helmer is the new Sherdog Celebrity like UberTS and the Burito kid?

i used to like to go hard, but now i'm trying to try to become the friendliest poster on sherdog

I got a friend request from Helmer too

He sent it to the wrong person

don't worry we can still be friends

He's blessing us with likes!

Im fairly certain Helmer 'liked' 95% of the posts in the thread. He's hooking everybody up with notifications tonight.

well they're great posts!

i like them!

Helmar lives on!

i do!

 

[EmpireShallFall]

Happy new year! @HELMER

 

[Execute]

HELMER is my favorite poster on the karate forum.

 

[ShinkanPo]

Oh HELMER survived the great migration!

 

[CoolB]

I for one welcome our new Helmer Overlord. I'd like to remind him that as a trusted sherdog personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil is his underground friend caves.

 

[FyrFytr998]

Friended and quoted by Helmer. 2016 starting off with a bang!

 

[M3t4tr0n]

Helmer speaks!

 

[Execute]

Helmer speaks!

Never heard of him.

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

hahaha hi AGGA!

happy new year, my friend!

lol


What up bud, Happy New Year to you as well.

 

[irish_thug]

Helmer proving his multi-quote game is strong.

 

[HELMER]

Helmer speaks!

forsooth...

It's a MySpace reference. Tom was everybody's friend. The universal good guy.

ah

got ya

i appreciate that, player

Happy new year! @HELMER

thank you!

happy new year!

HELMER is my favorite poster on the karate forum.

yes!

i knew if i practiced my posting it would pay off!

Oh HELMER survived the great migration!

what a change but i'm so happy to be back!

I for one welcome our new Helmer Overlord. I'd like to remind him that as a trusted sherdog personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil is his underground friend caves.

that's great news, friend

together we can create a new day!

Friended and quoted by Helmer. 2016 starting off with a bang!

hahaha high five, dude!

i'm looking forward to posting wit' you!

Never heard of him.

lol


What up bud, Happy New Year to you as well.

thank you!

i'm hoping for great things for you in 2016!

Helmer proving his multi-quote game is strong.

i think i might be coming into my prime

 

[snowbro]

I should never have created this thread.

 

[M3t4tr0n]

I should never have created this thread.

You think you could just open Pandora's box and close it again?

 

[Augustina]

I should never have created this thread.

On the contrary... You COULD ONLY HAVE MADE THIS thread. All things in your life lead you to that point and you couldn't do anything BUT make the thread.

It's a determinist world baby.

Also

@HELMER tomorrow we can go and feed the sting rays... I miss them.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Helmer for mod

 

[irish_thug]

I should never have created this thread.

Feeling kind of like the guys in Manhattan project post-Hiroshima are you?