I found a perfectly good garbage bag on the causeway today

[Clippy]

On my walk I found a folded up heavy duty garbage bag. So I picked it up and carried it along.

It's crazy cause I was just cleaning up behind my garage and was putting pieces of metal in a regular bag and was concerned the garbage man might cut himself up but now I'll double bag it with this heavy duty bag.

It's funny cause I was legit thinking "I wish I had a heavy duty garbage bag" and there one is on my travels. The good lord provides.

Tell me about things you've found

 

[no fat chicks]

more profound than @ripskater finding his toy.

 

[Clippy]

more profound than @ripskater finding his toy.

Link?

 

[no fat chicks]

Link?

I help those who help themselves @Clippy . The lord will point you in the right direction when you are ready

 

[Clippy]

I help those who help themselves @Clippy . The lord will point you in the right direction when you are ready

does the lord know how lazy I am?

 

[tmnpothead]

God is good

 

[DespicablePeep]

Finding this thread

 

[M3t4tr0n]

more profound than @ripskater finding his toy.

Aka @Johnny Mac

 

[loyalyolayal]

@Clippy, please make a list of stuff that you've picked up from the ground.

 

[Clippy]

@Clippy, please make a list of stuff that you've picked up from the ground.

I found a large tote on the causeway. It was in perfect condition. I carried it all the way home up hill, was an awkward carry and walk. I also had to climb down rocks to get it.

I use it frequently, demolotion, bricks, plaster, thorn bushes etc etc

 

[Clippy]

You know those things that hold wires on telephone polls? Found one in the woods and use it as a door stop

 

[Clippy]

One time I was going to the mall uptown to get McDonalds but saw some enemies there and didn't want to deal with it, left and found 2 hundred dollar bills and 2 twenties in my path, picked them up without skipping a beat and was so excited I called my Mom from a payphone

$260 dollars!!

 

[loyalyolayal]

One time I was going to the mall uptown to get McDonalds but saw some enemies there and didn't want to deal with it, left and found 2 hundred dollar bills and 2 twenties in my path, picked them up without skipping a beat and was so excited I called my Mom from a payphone

$260 dollars!!

Wow. Didn't know you felt that way towards first nations people. At least you got $260 for your troubles.

 

[Clippy]

Wow. Didn't know you felt that way towards first nations people. At least you got $260 for your troubles.

 

[Leonard Haid]

Normal people ask the genie for fame, fortune, love, sex, and precious goods. Clippy asks for a heavy-duty garbage bag. Just one of several reasons he's revered on here.

 

[Naught2Sixty]

One time I found a group of teens looking for something I didn't have so they beat the shit out of me.

 

[Medical Marijuana Man]

One time I was going to the mall uptown to get McDonalds but saw some enemies there and didn't want to deal with it, left and found 2 hundred dollar bills and 2 twenties in my path, picked them up without skipping a beat and was so excited I called my Mom from a payphone

$260 dollars!!

$240

 

[Clippy]

$240

I meant to say $260

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

You should put all your threads into it you filthy little bitch, street walking and fingering passed out barchicks with gibberish pouring from your lips, smacking them together with a "plip, plip" sound like Gatsby with his cousin

 

[Clippy]

You should put all your threads into it you filthy little bitch, street walking and fingering passed out barchicks with gibberish pouring from your lips, smacking them together with a "plip, plip" sound like Gatsby with his cousin

what