"I don't hatch my eggs until they crack" - Mike Perry

[Towelie by TKO]

 

[Jehannum]

 

[guard_passer]

Woodley might be in some trouble

wearing Nick Diaz' trademarked shirt.



triple weightclass champ confirmed

 

[Timurd123]

"The roof is the ceiling"

Mike Perry

 

[Slatersan]

Perry is who Baroni shouldve been

 

[Jehannum]

Perry is who Baroni shouldve been

 

[RetiredSlave]

With quotes like that, he will be able to pick up the chicks

I forgot kingpuns username but was going to tag this to him as learning material.

 

[Khabib Fan]

Thoughts on this quote from the MMA Hour?

Legit

 

[Aluminati]

The Greatest Philosophers in history:

-Plato
-Socrates
-Aristotle
-Platonum

Black belt with them dialogues.
Platinum Perry is the Michael Jordan of metaphysical fisticuffs.

 

[PapaBherd]

Taking a book out of Chuck's chapter, I see.

 

[orangecuse]

I don't want egg shit I want egg salad. I mean chicken shit salad. I fucked it up.

 

[Fire Belly]

It's the icing on the ice cream

 

[Bewareofdawg]

He is an eggciting fighter though, so we'll give him a break.

 

[Jehannum]

He is an eggciting fighter though, so we'll give him a break.

eggsactly!!

 

[ilfirin]

Deep stuff.

 

[D 1 Wrestler]

This is just a perry spin on an old adage. Anyone with an iq over 140 can see it

 

[ostlerrage]

Lets keep it real. Platinum nation ts' sleep with a giant dildo shaped like perry. they tuck the nuts under their armpits and wrap their arms around the pole. They dream of waterfalls.
deep down they know perry is a failed boxer transitioning to mma and making the same money. they realise autographs are easy as perry has a limited fan base. sleepovers are common with platinum nations. after reading the saddle club they all log onto sherdog and congregate in the same thread.

 

[Uber_Noober]

Meant to say, hatch his eggs after a hit of crack

 

[cevo]

He immediately corrected himself, and knew that he said it wrong.

Party pooper.

 

[Mohawk Banditó]

He corrected himself, but his correction was wrong also! hahah Guy is a legend.

There's a time for euphemisms, but he'll burn that bridge when he gets to the troubled water, which blood is thicker than.