"I don't hatch my eggs until they crack" - Mike Perry

[MusterX]

There's a time for euphemisms, but he'll burn that bridge when he gets to the troubled water, which blood is thicker than.

Platinum Perry is a next level thinker. I always say, I never build my bridges before I cross them.

 

[DaWrassler007]

Woodley might be in some trouble

Amazing match-up.
Racist vs racist.
Place your bets.

 

[The ScorpioN]

Woodley might be in some trouble

Holy shit, Perry towers over him. Makes Woodley look like a manlet.

 

[SoberAwakening]

 

[AC1D1K]

Professor Perry ph d is born. All hail

 

[Jehannum]

Lets keep it real. Platinum nation ts' sleep with a giant dildo shaped like perry. they tuck the nuts under their armpits and wrap their arms around the pole. They dream of waterfalls.
deep down they know perry is a failed boxer transitioning to mma and making the same money. they realise autographs are easy as perry has a limited fan base. sleepovers are common with platinum nations. after reading the saddle club they all log onto sherdog and congregate in the same thread.

you're a broken record

 

[machidafan99]

Truth and quoted

 

[Jehannum]

Amazing match-up.
Racist vs racist.
Place your bets.

Omelettin’ this slide.....

 

[Kristian82]

He was stoned, people make mistakes stoned.

 

[storeybuckle]

The Greatest Philosophers in history:

-Plato
-Socrates
-Aristotle
-Platinum Perry

Want to hit "like button" twice

 

[Deleted member 347815]

Amazing quote and first page of responses are gold, don't think i've ever "liked" so many posts on one page lmao. Perry is a fucking moron, but I do love his Trollwagon.

 

[sparkyjohannsen]

His wisdom is unparallelled

 

[Mr. Danger Waffles]

I thought Kenny Florian said it first.

 

[Jehannum]

Want to hit "like button" twice

when that happens we use this

or

 

[storeybuckle]

when that happens we use this

or