How to meet Mike Tyson. Any ideas?

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I hear he likes to be surprised. Sneak up on him, jump out from behind some bushes. Make sure you yell really loud to intensify the surprise.

Go hit his car with your car. I hear he is a chill dude and will just laugh it off.

You can also try just being a slimy reptilian motherfucker with a crazy haircut with a penchant for verbrosity.