How many of you would be in trouble in today's society for being touchy with girls?

Being that an allegation is good enough these days.
I don't think it matters whether someone actually did or didnt. the allegation is good as gold.
 
I don’t really touch girls or grope them in public.

I start kissing them and feeling them up when I get them back to my place. If a girl goes to your house after dark it’s because she wants dick.

I don’t get how directors start groping chicks in public or at restaurants and hotels. Insane.
 
I've done a "weapons check" on many women. One night one of my friends said I hope nothing happens to any of these women because the police will find your fingerprints all over them.
 
I’m gonna go back to law school for love contract law, son!!!

I’M RICH, BEYOTCH!
 
WorldofWarcraft said:
How many of us would be in trouble today if all the shit that we did so far came to light? Things that involve "hitting" on girls, for instance. You're at the club, chatting up a person of opposite sex, next thing you know you're making out, next thing you know, your hands are squeezing her butt fat.

I work in a casino. I've spent countless hours in countless clubs and "social gatherings." Both men AND women get freaky. Private parts are getting grabbed left and right with or without the help of alcohol.
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One night, way back when, at a club in the Hamptons, I was the elbow titty rubbin' champ!

 
To all the feminists...THE MOON NEEDS THE WOLF. Never forget!



 
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There may be one incident from a couple of years ago. but she died anyway
 
Does it count if the "victim" was already dead?
 
I've got my dick grabbed A-many times while wearing shorts, and not by someone I was dating.
 
Any dude who has a decent dick game would go down. You can't lay good pipe without giving a bitch a little limp the next day.
 
WorldofWarcraft said:
This girl says otherwise. She gave the guy permission to fuck her. She gave the guy permission to fuck her in the ass, but she didn't like the tempo of his anal thrusts, so she yelled rapist and carried this mattress for more than a year.

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He sued the campus for allowing her to do that

And he won
 
ralphc1 said:
I've done a "weapons check" on many women. One night one of my friends said I hope nothing happens to any of these women because the police will find your fingerprints all over them.
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Some chicks bruise really easy. Like you barely spread their ass cheeks and they're black n blue by morning. Then there's the ones literally looking back at you in doggy style asking to be choked- what is a man to do?!
 
Dick in a jacket sleeve was funny in the 90s but these days it's instant jail time.

For those that don't know what that is, you offer your jacket to a chick but one sleeve goes in through your fly and your dick is in it.
 
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